Quotes

[cdman]

Life is like the hair on one's ass: short and full of shit!
- Margineanu(a singer)

[The1exile]

Let's see...

Practically everything in the art of war... and the book of Lord Shang...

"The only thing you can't trade for your hearts desire is your heart."

"My teacher used to tell me to see the spoon, but all I saw was fish."

And apt for a forum: "The Internet truly is a wealth of useful information. Every new nugget it brings me makes me a little bit stupider."

[rocky8179]

Good!! I like how this is going to far. So I will add another one that I personally like.


Nothing’s better than the wind to your back, the sun in front of you, and your friends beside you.
-Aaron Douglas Trimble

[Vincent M]

It is based on existence

"Once you get the blanket thing everything you ever want and want to be, you already have and are"

I heart Huckabees

[RenegadePaddy]

All from one guy - anyone guess who (no Googling)?




Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.

History shows that there are no invincible armies.

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.

One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin

Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party.

The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.

[RenegadePaddy]

"May god have mercy on you, for I certainly shall not." Unknown

This one is often attributed to Attila the Hun, although the validity of this assertion is not clear.

Also potentially a Joan of Arc

[CrazyAnglican]

"Sometimes I wonder if the fornicating I'm getting is worth the fornicating I'm getting" Charlemagne in the play "Pippin"


"No, I never drink water. Fish fornicate in it." W.C. Fields

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy" I really don't know but I liked it.

"Gee, that's kind of like closing the barn door after the horses have eaten your children, isn't it?" that one really stops a room full of idle chatter!

"All I wanted to be was happily useless, but no! YOU made me MISERABLY USELESS" Peter O'Toole in "High Spirits"

And my absolute favorite:


"I will" my wife, from our marriage vows.

[flashleg8]

The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.
Che Guevara

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
Mao Tse-Tung

While the State exists there can be no freedom; when there is freedom there will be no State.
Vladimir Lenin

If there ever was in the history of humanity an enemy who was truly universal, an enemy whose acts and moves trouble the entire world, threaten the entire world, attack the entire world in any way or another, that real and really universal enemy is precisely Yankee imperialism.
Fidel Castro

You can kill ten of our men for every one we kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and we will win.
Ho Chi Minh

Religion is the opium of the masses.
Karl Marx

And my personal favorite:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
Groucho Marx