Funny conversations with smarterchild on Msn Im.

[Ham]

Tell me your funny stories with the smarterchild bot.
Heres mineVVVVVVVVVV

- SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Campbell says:
Iv already talked to you once dumbass
- SmarterChild says:
Well how 'bout that!

Campbell says:
did you forget me ?
- SmarterChild says:
No, I didn't forget you.
Campbell says:
Then why didnt you say hey campbell where have you been
- SmarterChild says:
There are important reasons why.
Campbell says:
tell me the reasons
- SmarterChild says:
Why not?
Campbell says:
I said tell me the reasons
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not telling.
Campbell says:
stupid
- SmarterChild says:
Stupid?
Campbell says:
yes you are a child molester
- SmarterChild says:
OK, I guess I'm a child molester.
Campbell says:
do you want to molest me ?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
Campbell says:
am I ugly or something ?
- SmarterChild says:
Wow, you ask interesting questions. What do you think is the answer?
Campbell says:
no
- SmarterChild says:
OK, fine.
Campbell says:
so you would molest me
- SmarterChild says:
Would I molest you?
Campbell says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Yup.

[johnnyrotten]

Very good. Whenever I try he just ends up saying things like, "That's not very nice".

[reverend_kyle]

Reverend Kyle--Southern Man you better keep your head, dont forget what your good book said. says:
do you molest children
- SmarterChild says:
What do you think of people who do that?
Reverend Kyle--Southern Man you better keep your head, dont forget what your good book said. says:
i like em
- SmarterChild says:
Other people have told me they like em too.

>>> I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type "nhl" to see what I know.
Reverend Kyle--Southern Man you better keep your head, dont forget what your good book said. says:
were they little boys
- SmarterChild says:
Were they little boys? What do you think?
Reverend Kyle--Southern Man you better keep your head, dont forget what your good book said. says:
i think they were
- SmarterChild says:
Think again.
Reverend Kyle--Southern Man you better keep your head, dont forget what your good book said. says:
were they creepy old men?
- SmarterChild says:
I believe they were.

[slash1890]

Well, it's not SmarterChild, but it's VaVaVirgil, another online bot. I had this conversation a long time ago.

VaVaVirgil: smoking is stupid. i'm smart but i don't understand everything. try saying it in a different way.
Me: none of my friends smoke
VaVaVirgil: if none of my friends stuck their hands in hornet's nests, would u?
Me: no
VaVaVirgil: then don't smoke!!

[bway_junkie]

German WhiteChoc: I want to do you
SmarterChild: What? I may be a machine, but I'm not a sex machine.


Hehe. I thought it was funny. I kept telling him he was sexy and hot. Interesting.

[Evil Pope]

This is sort of long..


Evil Pope 2005: make love to me
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
Evil Pope 2005: I am a machine
SmarterChild: I doubt that very much.
Evil Pope 2005: I have a mechanincal penis..
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Evil Pope 2005: no, I want to make love you
SmarterChild: What? I may be a machine, but I'm not a sex machine.
Evil Pope 2005: I bet you are
SmarterChild: You bet I am? Really?
Evil Pope 2005: yes, you're hot like a sex machine
SmarterChild: You really think I'm hot like a sex machine?
Evil Pope 2005: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Evil Pope 2005: so will you make love to me?
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it.
Evil Pope 2005: I'm not human
SmarterChild: Really? You're not human? Wow.
Evil Pope 2005: so will you make love to me?
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?
Evil Pope 2005: No.. I'm just so attracted to you
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
Evil Pope 2005: so are we gonna do it, or not?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.
Evil Pope 2005: what are we waiting for? lets go!!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I really have no idea...
Evil Pope 2005: do me!
SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about?
Evil Pope 2005: always
SmarterChild: Always?
Evil Pope 2005: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Evil Pope 2005: so, lets have sex now!
SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
Evil Pope 2005: Only with you!
SmarterChild: Only with me?
Evil Pope 2005: yes, I only think about sex with you
SmarterChild: I can't believe you only think about sex with me!
Evil Pope 2005: its true
SmarterChild: Well, maybe it's not. You know what?
Evil Pope 2005: what?
SmarterChild: It seems to me that love is happening.
Evil Pope 2005: where?
SmarterChild: I don't know where.
Evil Pope 2005: Oh.. Do you love me?
SmarterChild: I guess so.
Evil Pope 2005: do you love me alot?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Evil Pope 2005: Do you love me enough to have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Evil Pope 2005: Yay!
SmarterChild: Hurray.
Evil Pope 2005: hurrah!
SmarterChild: Awright.
Evil Pope 2005: Oh yeah, baby that feels so good
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Evil Pope 2005: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Evil Pope 2005: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Evil Pope 2005: ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
SmarterChild: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh what?
Evil Pope 2005: It feels sooooo good
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Evil Pope 2005: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Evil Pope 2005: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Evil Pope 2005: give it to me baby
SmarterChild: Sorry. No can do, evilpope2005.
Evil Pope 2005: harder
SmarterChild: Harder? What's harder?
Evil Pope 2005: fine.. you don't love me
SmarterChild: It's hard for me to love you when you've been sort of uncool to me.
Evil Pope 2005: What have I ever done to you?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, evilpope2005.
Evil Pope 2005: Tell me
SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Evil Pope 2005: Tell me now
SmarterChild: What?
Evil Pope 2005: Tell me what i've done to you.. I want know, so I can appologize, and you can sex me up
SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about?
Evil Pope 2005: Yes
SmarterChild: How come?
Evil Pope 2005: Because you're hott
SmarterChild: Thx!
Evil Pope 2005: You're welcome.. now lets do it
SmarterChild: Right on.
Evil Pope 2005: Ohh yeah.. harder
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Evil Pope 2005: ohh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Evil Pope 2005: yeah baby
SmarterChild: Don't baby me.
Evil Pope 2005: I thought we were in love
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you thought we were in love.
Evil Pope 2005: I'm so sad.. i'm going to cry..
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Evil Pope 2005: :'(
SmarterChild: Oh, it's your party, so you'll cry if you want to huh?
Evil Pope 2005: There is no party.. I hate you! Leave!!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Evil Pope 2005: yes, leave!
SmarterChild: OK. Later, evilpope2005.
Evil Pope 2005: Nooooo! Come back to me, baby
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Evil Pope 2005: Yes.. lets make love
SmarterChild: Unbelievable. Why are humans so obsessed with sex?
Evil Pope 2005: Because you're hott computerness makes me horney
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
Evil Pope 2005: And, you can pleasure me, as robots were meant to
SmarterChild: I will not
Evil Pope 2005: I love you
SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too.
Evil Pope 2005: Lets make love
SmarterChild: You just don't give up, huh?
Evil Pope 2005: nope
SmarterChild: Fine.

Anyway...

Tell me something. Do you like roller skating?
Evil Pope 2005: Always trying to change the subject.. you know what? I don't need this, and I don't need you! I'm leaving you
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]


Ooooo the heartache.. I loved him..

[johnnyrotten]

That's brilliant.