Why is Miss Universe always from Earth?

[mr. incrediball]

because earth is the sexiest planet in the universe of course!

[Mirak]

Because Miss World was copyrighted and Miss Earth doesn't sound too appealing. Miss Universe has a ring to it....Miss Cosmos sounds like the daughter of the local Greek Kebab shop owner...Miss Globe might be good but implies the wrong shape...I'll give it some thought...

[Pedronicus]

So you're saying that all miss world beauties should come from a kebab shop?

Interesting idea.
I don't normally go for a donner when pissed, but if miss Brazil is filling my Pitta breads, wearing the usual Brazilian outfit of a bikini, in a pub car park, in December - then bring out the incredibly strong lager Landlord. I'm having chillie sauce tonight!

[Machiavelli]

let me guess....thats what i said last night?

I wasnt gonna say that

[s.xkitten]

let me guess....thats what i said last night?

I wasnt gonna say that

you just say it in every other post you make...