I figured we need to have random killing in the forum. We have the random slaughter of our innocent soldiers, so now we have the innocent killing of each other.
ok similar to the kill the person above you thread except this time the person above you is already dead... and its your fault somehow your objective is to describe how and then have some accident befall you that is the next persons fault and so on...for example:
Person A gets killed in a restaurant after getting food poisioning.
Person B was the cheff who cooked the food who runs out of the kitchen to see whats wrong an trips over a broom impaling himself on someones fork.
Person C was the cleaner who left the broom there...
I have to give all credit to Carnage on this idea. He is one of the programmers of Fall of Empires, and you can locate him in the forum Give Up Already. (if you want to get to either one of those sites, just delete the spaces, and but a .com after it)
Ok I'll start.
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It was Friday the 13th, and a particularly suppositious kid, named Johan, decided to go for a walk at noon. He walked to one particular park, where he set up lunch for him and his girlfriend, Brigena. She was a rather voluptuous, that would be described as top heavy in today's society. Johan continued to walk for a bit even after he had everything set up. He was rightfully nervous about this date as it was the most unlucky day of the year, and his controlling girlfriend was having some
issues with Johan at the current time. Johan eventually approached Brigena's house, and with certain caution moved his hand toward the door bell.
Even before he was half way there, Brigena opened the door, and exclaimed, It's about time! They walked and talked for a bit until they got to the lunch location, where Brigena was quite surprised. Things transpired, and eventually Johan and Brigena forgot they were outside, and began some not so subtle foreplay. One thing lead to another and eventually Brigena only had her cute green G-String on, her voluptuous breasts in full view.
When all of a sudden, a dart, that Johan assumed to be poisoned, flew above his head into Brigena's neck. She fell over almost immediately, face up next to Johan. Where upon a strange man cloaked in all black began approaching, limping. Being petrified, Johan though to himself, “What the hell? Why now? Honestly, and who the hell are you? And why are you dressed in black, it's fricken 80 degrees out here! Not wanting to find the answer to any of the questions to quickly he played dead.
The man in black was actually a deranged cereal killer*. The dart he shot was not poisoned, but merely coated with a muscle relaxant. This had the effect of a tranquilizer because of how much the killer had used. The man never saw Johan, but was drawn to the relatively-cute-girl-without-a-shirt. He drew nearer and nearer until he was nearly on top of them, but being so deranged, and so tired from heat exhaustion, he never saw Johan's foot sticking out, and tripped. And on his was down stuck his dart gun, accidentally in Johan's throat, impaling not only Johan but himself, because of the way he fell, he also impaled himself on the dart gun.
(I apologize that this is a very lengthy beginning, but I was feeling very creative. If you are stuck for ideas, there are plenty in there, you could say this whole thing was a plan by Brigena, or perhaps it was someone else’s food that the killer tripped on, or even that someone’s heat gun was causing this extreme heat and caused the whole thing. Any way you want to take it is up to you, but be creative.)
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*When you are writting a post at 1 a.m. and you wrote it in the post area, and then try to submit but it took you too long to type in and the website logged you out, you become a little agitated. At this point I didn't really care to much about spelling and typed the post in word and copied and pasted. Aparently Microsoft found cereal, prior to serial. Either way it adds some humor.
Wow. Long.
