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My congressman is on the line

Postby CrazyAnglican on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:36 pm

Hey my congressman just called me! Any thought on what to ask him about?
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:38 pm

Does he care about your opinions?
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby CrazyAnglican on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:39 pm

I think he just wants me to vote for him, but what the heck.
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby Neoteny on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:39 pm

CrazyAnglican wrote:I think he just wants me to vote for him, but what the heck.


Yell "basic research!" at him until he hangs up.
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby Frigidus on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:40 pm

Ask him what he's wearing.
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby Neoteny on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:42 pm

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby CrazyAnglican on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:43 pm

Had to hang up my wife's boss called. What a buzz kill; I felt important there for a sec. :lol:
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:44 pm

Neoteny wrote:"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"


Is he a fireman?


He must be big, is he a wrestler?
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby TheLucas on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:54 pm

Frigidus wrote:Ask him what he's wearing.


You'd make a good reporter on THE DAILY SHOW

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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby ccm87 on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:26 pm

the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby Ditocoaf on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:50 pm

ccm87 wrote:the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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Funny, but The Daily Show came first. Also, The Daily Show is more topical, wheras the Colbert Report tends to get caught in it's own nonsensical world without saying anything new about the outside world (not all the time, but often). My favorite part of the Colbert report is The Word, and my least favorite part is the interviews, because Stephen never actually lets hear what the guest wants to say. My favorite part of The Daily Show is all of it.
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby Hologram on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:28 pm

Ditocoaf wrote:
ccm87 wrote:the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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Funny, but The Daily Show came first. Also, The Daily Show is more topical, wheras the Colbert Report tends to get caught in it's own nonsensical world without saying anything new about the outside world (not all the time, but often). My favorite part of the Colbert report is The Word, and my least favorite part is the interviews, because Stephen never actually lets hear what the guest wants to say. My favorite part of The Daily Show is all of it.

I like the Daily Show as a parody of cable news. I like the Colbert Report because Stephen Colbert is a funny man and it's a great late show. It's not really that great of a parody of news, but it's still pretty funny.
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby Neoteny on Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:53 am

Hologram wrote:
Ditocoaf wrote:
ccm87 wrote:the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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Funny, but The Daily Show came first. Also, The Daily Show is more topical, wheras the Colbert Report tends to get caught in it's own nonsensical world without saying anything new about the outside world (not all the time, but often). My favorite part of the Colbert report is The Word, and my least favorite part is the interviews, because Stephen never actually lets hear what the guest wants to say. My favorite part of The Daily Show is all of it.

I like the Daily Show as a parody of cable news. I like the Colbert Report because Stephen Colbert is a funny man and it's a great late show. It's not really that great of a parody of news, but it's still pretty funny.


It's a parody of a parody, which kinda gets in the way of avoiding being inane. But he's still fun to watch and his cleverness really shows through on the interviews, which is the most important thing, I think.
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Re: My congressman is on the line

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:31 am

It's actually a parody of O'Reilly. Which I agree isn't news.
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