I'll never get drunk and goto a party again.

by **SnakeySnakey** on Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:45 pm

Not because I dont want, but because of what happened tonight.

My next door neighbor, Regina, a girl that I have known since 7th grade, had a party tonight with a bunch of different groups of kids. The popular fags were there (Sean, Ted, and Ethan). Some slutty girls. Emily my ex love of my life. Random other groups. I was outside taking out the trash and I saw mad kids that i knew and I saw Regina and I said hey whats up. and she was like hi Im having a party there are booze here though so If you dont want to come I understand. I XFDd right in her face and was like " I drink beers all the time. Get me the keg and Ill get you a brewery"

So I went inside and awkwardly said hi to sean, and he was just like hey man. He was pretty drunk. I tried to hang around him most of the night but he was acting gay and shit so I dunno.

Regina stole a bunch of beers and shit from her parents and she said I could have some. So I got a shot glass and asked if anybody wanted to do some shots with me. They said no cause they didnt have hard liquor so I asked if they wanted to do beer shots with me and they all just loled. I dont know why people make a big deal about beer shots. I got hammered off them. You drink it faster and quicker then you would in a can. I took about 2 shots and a had a pretty good buzz. I then "shotgunned" a beer with my friend Peter. I.got.fucking.wasted. I started seeing random weird colors on the wall, cartoons on the tv looked like they were popping out, and everything was in super slow motion.

Then they shittiest thing in the world happened. I threw up all on the bayrue table and spilled like 12 cups of beer. Sean flipped out and had me ejected immedietly from the party.

Now im sitting here, tripping balls cause Im that fucking hammered with nothing to do. Party is still going on over there. bah i want to go back over and talk to emmmmmy

by **InkL0sed** on Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:05 am

Hm. Not as ridiculous as usual. I'm disappointed.

by **gdeangel** on Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:40 am

If you can't hold your liquor... you shouldn't be drinking like that. What are you, like 12 man? If you think you are going to impress the "love of your life" and get in on with the slutty girls 'cause you lose your head and get trippy, you are sorely mistaken.

Have some class. Move on.

by **johnnyrotten** on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:16 pm

Blah blah, boo hoo... Lightweight pisshead. If you're not promising yourself the morning after that you'll never touch a drop of drink ever again, you may as well not drink anyway. :roll:

(Which, coincidentally, is how I felt this morning.)

by **DAZMCFC** on Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:46 pm

so let me get this straight, you had 2 shot glasses of beer and shotgun a can of beer and you were asted and puked up.fooking hell, you had less than 1 pint.

by **Serbia** on Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:54 pm

You people are the joke. Don't you know SnakeySnakey yet?

by **xeno** on Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:41 am

Well if what happened over at that party wasn't lame enough, telling the internet about it, whilst wasting your buzz, is definately the worst thing possible. It's probably to late but sober up enough to go over and apologize as soon as possible.