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Postby JACKAZZTJM on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:59 pm

Hey this is the best fucking post i ever read i never laughed so hard dude u are awkward........Yea so ill be getting a car soon that'll make it easier for me to stalk u and 1 day hopefully ill have ur corpse in the trunk....I hope u pass ur trig test!

Ps Ive been masterbaiting to u alot!

This kid is gold
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:03 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Oh dear.


The conversation, or the fact he's asking people on an online gaming site's opinion of it?
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Postby Plutoman on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:59 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Oh dear.


The conversation, or the fact he's asking people on an online gaming site's opinion of it?


Easily both.
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Postby btownmeggy on Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:53 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Oh dear.


The conversation, or the fact he's asking people on an online gaming site's opinion of it?


The conversation.

I was attempting a somewhat neutral statement, accounting for the equally possible chances that was 1) flaming, 2) serious.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:19 pm

In case of option 2, I just felt very very sorry for snakey. That comment was just so humiliatingly emasculating.
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby 0ojakeo0 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:30 pm

misterman10 wrote:
SnakeySnakey wrote:mybrotherisdu (6:28:38 PM): What's up, this is Nick from trig class.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:02 PM): oh heyy nick!
mybrotherisdu (6:30:11 PM): Need any help with math?
mybrotherisdu (6:30:19 PM): Or getting an orgasm?
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:54 PM): nah i get it now
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:59 PM): thx to you
XXXXXXXXXX (6:31:02 PM): =)
mybrotherisdu (6:31:20 PM): I do what I can.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:32:15 PM): haha
mybrotherisdu (6:32:26 PM): So, what's up?
mybrotherisdu (6:33:09 PM): Are your parents home?
mybrotherisdu (6:35:47 PM): Please respond. I'm fucking horny right now.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:35:56 PM): Oh really?
mybrotherisdu (6:36:56 PM): Is your internet lagging? We can chat in person then.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:00 PM): for a monday atl east
mybrotherisdu (6:37:02 PM): Today's not monday Fucker. It's Thursday
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:39 PM): no im just a lil busy atm
mybrotherisdu (6:37:50 PM): I'll come over and help then
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:12 PM): lol nah its ok
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:18 PM): nothing major
mybrotherisdu (6:38:26 PM): Oh. You want to come to my house?
mybrotherisdu (6:45:03 PM): Hey, well btw I just measured my dick. It's 10 inches... in cirumference
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:13 PM): heyy i gtg
mybrotherisdu (6:45:14 PM): OK, see you in about 10 minutes
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:21 PM): nice talking to you
mybrotherisdu (6:45:23 PM): Oh, we'll be doing more than just talking when you get here
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:26 PM): bye
mybrotherisdu (6:45:34 PM): Well I'll see you soon. P.S.: I'm naked and horny!
XXXXXXXXXX signed off at 6:45:36 PM


I edited it to what it should have been like.

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Postby gho on Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:48 am

JACKAZZTJM wrote:Hey this is the best fucking post i ever read i never laughed so hard dude u are awkward........Yea so ill be getting a car soon that'll make it easier for me to stalk u and 1 day hopefully ill have ur corpse in the trunk....I hope u pass ur trig test!

Ps Ive been masterbaiting to u alot!

This kid is gold

I couldn't put it better, so glad i red this.

Never use AIM or other programs like it. If you wanted to help her out with her trig homework you should have invited her to a coffee shop and studied/talked there. If that wasn't possible you could have rang her. The thing i hate about messenger programs and texts is that words can easily be taken out of context, as has happened with you on a few occasions, i dont think you meant to sound so desperate, and im sure you wouldn't have sounded that bad if you were talking to her in person.
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Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:51 am

btownmeggy wrote:Oh dear.


:lol: was exactly what i was thinking -where did Tonky and the other guy get the idea that was a success?
I wouldnt bother mate -she's either:

a) not interested
b) is interested but is trying to be cool

if its b) RUN A MILE! -girls like that are always a nightmare.
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:52 am

:lol:
just noticed the post date Jan
ignore me :lol:
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby pimpdave on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:33 am

suggs wrote::lol:
just noticed the post date Jan
ignore me :lol:


Yes, I was not aware of this event either. Perhaps SnakeySnakey could give us an update on the situation.
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:34 am

Oh man, I remember this thread. Fucking hilarious.
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby jay_a2j on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:36 am

The old brush off. She isn't interested. 1/10
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:23 pm

this is one of the funniest threads ive read in my life....

what a joke man... you should just send her pics of your junk and ask if she's interested
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:28 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:this is one of the funniest threads ive read in my life....

what a joke man... you should just send her pics of your junk and ask if she's interested


The funniest coment today :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Hello, my garbage has more personality than me" :lol:
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:30 pm

suggs wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:this is one of the funniest threads ive read in my life....

what a joke man... you should just send her pics of your junk and ask if she's interested


The funniest coment today :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Hello, my garbage has more personality than me" :lol:


Suggs... your ignorance of American slang just made my day.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:36 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a penis joke :lol:
well, funny both ways :lol:
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby SnakeySnakey on Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:23 pm

why was this bumped?

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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:25 pm

Oh, go away. We're having a good laugh at your expense.
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby cutebastard71 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:06 pm

Listen...if you have to say to a girl "Please respond" and still thinking you have a chance you are delusional my friend..
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:09 pm

lol, my apologies to those who didn't understand that i meant cock when i said junk...
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Re: I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:12 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:why was this bumped?

MODS LOCK THIS TOPIC!


In a strange way I agree. Your threads need no bump. They are at their funniest with the initial reactions.
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