Curmudgeonx wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Curmudgeonx wrote:Neoteny wrote:gdeangel wrote:Surplus brimstone is a possibility... apparently not much use for the stuff since Sodom and Gomorrah.
Also, what would he do with the 100's of virgins reserved for martyrs? Doubt anyone would want to buy those...
Raisin sale? Maybe he'll have a bake sale with Christ wafers and raisin bread?
Raisins are Satan's dingleberries (and don't get me started on what mayonaise is) . . .
What does Satan have to do with Mayonnaise? I really need to know because that's what people usually eat their fries with here, combined with fries I think it's even more popular ketchup.
Well you are asking for it: Mayonaise is Satan's ejaculate. It's true. I read in the bible as a child.
Can people get pregnant from eating it?
