Law of the Contrapositive

by **InkL0sed** on Tue May 20, 2008 4:33 pm

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Setting: Who cares?

My Friend: Dude, you know that random generator isn't really random.
Myself: Yes it is.
My Friend: No, it fucking can't be; it's impossible!
Myself: No, it's not a program. It just takes actual random events and converts them to numbers.
My Friend: Dude, randomness doesn't even exist.
Myself: Well... if it does, then random.org is random.
My Friend: Wha...?
Myself: It's the Law of the Contrapositive. If randomness exists, then random.org is random. If random.org is not random, then randomness does not exist.
My Friend: I can't believe you just said the Law of the Contrapositive... you fucking Jew!

Moral of the story: Logic threads don't need to be locked.

by **InkL0sed** on Wed May 21, 2008 9:43 am

This thread is lonely.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed May 21, 2008 10:05 am

It's so lonely.
It has nobody to call its owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:21 am

Oh yeah... I remember this thread.

by **suggs** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:23 am

cool long words an' shit tho 8-)

by **InkL0sed** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:30 am

Ahahaha!

by **Neoteny** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:32 am

I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:37 am

Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

by **InkL0sed** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:39 am

I can't stop laughing!

by **PLAYER57832** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:42 am

Neoteny wrote:I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

This sounds like words of tolerance and extreme intelligence if I ever heard them ... (said with EXTREME sarcasm!" [-X

by **InkL0sed** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:45 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

This sounds like words of tolerance and extreme intelligence if I ever heard them ... (said with EXTREME sarcasm!"

Yeah my friend is kind of a Nazi, I don't know why I like him.

Although, to be fair, he isn't so much racist as trying to get on my nerves... (I say "isn't" because he does it ALL THE TIME... which is probably why he sometimes succeeds...)

I probably don't hate him because of two reasons: 1) I'm a wuss. 2) I literally don't hate anyone (though this may have something to do with number 1, I at least have a rationalization to back it up...)

by **Neoteny** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:51 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

This sounds like words of tolerance and extreme intelligence if I ever heard them ... (said with EXTREME sarcasm!"

Chuckle chuckle?

by **suggs** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:51 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

genius

by **Neoteny** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:54 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

That was pretty amazing.

by **xeno** on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:36 am

isnt a contrapositive one of dem pussy dams?

by **MeDeFe** on Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:12 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

Female Stormtroopers! WOOOHOOOO!!

Let's never let this thread down.