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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby qeee1 on Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:28 am

Most of my flys these days are button flys... never really bothered me.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby heavycola on Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:28 am

suggs wrote:Any port in storm, old boy. Hmmm, octogenearian titties mmmmmmmmmmmmm saggy mmmmmmmmm nice


pitta bread?
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:42 am

heavycola wrote:
suggs wrote:Any port in storm, old boy. Hmmm, octogenearian titties mmmmmmmmmmmmm saggy mmmmmmmmm nice


pitta bread?


Indeed. I had an unpleasnat flashback of Mrs Rogers whilst tucking into my curry the other nite.
Arousing and filling -the perfect meal!
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:49 am

The1exile wrote:
Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread

Fire.




so you can toast your bread and put strawberry Jam or Lemon curd on it. :D
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:55 pm

tzor wrote:
Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread


I would have to say the zipper. It was really revolutionary in its day. Buttons were everywhere, so think of how long it would take to unbutton your trousers in the men's room compared to the quick zipper.


I think this is the winner.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Curmudgeonx on Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:59 pm

Actually in all seriousness, the answer is:


Penicillin (discovered in 1928)
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:01 pm

Curmudgeonx wrote:Actually in all seriousness, the answer is:


Penicillin (discovered in 1928)


Damn!!!!!!!!!
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby mandyb on Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:11 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Curmudgeonx wrote:Actually in all seriousness, the answer is:


Penicillin (discovered in 1928)


Damn!!!!!!!!!


So penicillin was discovered at the same time the first bread cutting machine sliced it's first loaf.
And wasn't penicillin first discovered on bread?
I wonder if it was machine-sliced bread....how wild would that be, eh?
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:07 pm

mandyb wrote:I wonder if it was machine-sliced bread....how wild would that be, eh?


:lol:
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby tzor on Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:29 am

Curmudgeonx wrote:Actually in all seriousness, the answer is:


Penicillin (discovered in 1928)


:( I'm allergic to penicillin :(
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:18 pm

I'm allergic to boring.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:39 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I'm allergic to boring.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Laughing out loud!
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby tzor on Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:02 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I'm allergic to boring.


Sure sucks to be allergic to yourself. 8-)
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:37 pm

tzor wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:I'm allergic to boring.


Sure sucks to be allergic to yourself. 8-)


:lol: Oh Snap!!!
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