Say know to puns!

[DAZMCFC]

damn, i thought it said "Say no to Luns".

[0ojakeo0]

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

[0ojakeo0]

Ah, I do love a good pun. Growing up, we used to actually toss puns around the dinner table to see who could come up with the worst groaner on a particular topic. My sister recently read about a pun competition, and we all got together to come up with the best/worst we could produce. We submitted our ten best puns to the competition, hoping that at least one of ‘em would garner us a prize.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[daddy1gringo]

I am sick and tired of all the tenuous wordplay in this plaice!

It's all just for the halibut.

No, they're doing it on porpoise

[daddy1gringo]

Why can't my bicycle stand alone?

Because it's two tired.

[daddy1gringo]

Or the man who drowned in varnish?
A horrible end but a lovely finish.

Well, the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

[heavycola]

Or the man who drowned in varnish?
A horrible end but a lovely finish.

Well, the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

where is the 'groan' smiley?