Turns out that the Swiss want to destroy the world!

by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:06 am

Wait, you guys don't think that this thread started on a serious "must warn everyone" note do you?

by **Pedronicus** on Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:09 am

I think in all seriousness that if we owned a device that would create a black hole at the flick of a switch - It would be great. We've all seen Ripley arm the Nostromo's self destruct sequence to kill the alien. If we were attacked by aliens - earth would have the ultimate weapon to kill them and us. MAD works for me when facing certain death by some nasty aliens in 2 mile wide flying saucers.

It would be wonderfully ironic that the Swiss get to kill the most people ever!

by **Ditocoaf** on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:38 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Wait, you guys don't think that this thread started on a serious "must warn everyone" note do you?

I know you weren't serious... but too many people were making serious "is it really worth the risk?" comments.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:42 am

Ditocoaf wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Wait, you guys don't think that this thread started on a serious "must warn everyone" note do you?

I know you weren't serious... but too many people were making serious "is it really worth the risk?" comments.

I'll be honest, I can't tell who is who at this point. All I know is that this:

Pedronicus wrote:It would be wonderfully ironic that the Swiss get to kill the most people ever!

Is funny. And that's why I started the thread. Switzerland(not Belgium?) is full of Dr. Evils.

by **Hologram** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:45 am

No, Dr. Evil was stupid. These people are smart and thus not Dr Evil.

Now then, I'm tired, so the first one to come up with an intelligent evil scientist in pop culture gets something special from me.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:15 am

Hologram wrote:No, Dr. Evil was stupid. These people are smart and thus not Dr Evil.

Now then, I'm tired, so the first one to come up with an intelligent evil scientist in pop culture gets something special from me.

Lex Luthor.

by **Hologram** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:14 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Hologram wrote:No, Dr. Evil was stupid. These people are smart and thus not Dr Evil.

Now then, I'm tired, so the first one to come up with an intelligent evil scientist in pop culture gets something special from me.

Lex Luthor.

Yes. Lex Luthor. The Swiss are like a bunch of Lex Luthors.

Thank you JB, you have earned my affection as a human being.

Hmmm, I have a song called Lex... It's pretty great.

by **The Weird One** on Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:45 am

Neoteny wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Neoteny wrote:If it makes you feel any better, I don't think we have enough mass nearby to create a black hole.

Perhaps you don't need mass nearby.

Well, in that case, we're probably fucked. Who's joining in my August orgy?

pun intended?