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*EDITED*..Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby Kid_A on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:38 pm

So I volunteered to tutor homeless children. I will be teaching elementary school in a year or so and I love working with kids. (yes, Kid_A is allowed around children. The same Kid_A that posted a thread about dog sex.)

I have worked with the 5-9 age group for years. I specified on my application that I would only work with children under 10.

So yesterday I show up for my first session, and my student is a pregnant 17 year old mexican girl. She would not talk to me and just stared at me like she was trying to make me burst into flames with her mind. I do not like teenagers and I do not communicate well with them. This made for a very awkward, uncomfortable hour! :shock: But my girlfriend thought it was hilarious so I told her she was fat! She didn't find that funny.

Oh, and did I mention that it was at a church and the girl was writing an essay on why she's against gay marriage? As an atheist who supports gay marriage that made things a tad more uncomfortable :?
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Re: What does Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby InkL0sed on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:42 pm

The album Kid_A has in common with most 17 year old Mexican girls this adjective: uncensored.

The poster Kid_A? Are they both future parents?
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Re: What does Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:43 pm

There's probably a 17 year old Mexican Girl in LA?
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Re: What does Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:44 pm

44 cents an hour?
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Re: What does Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby jay_a2j on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:46 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:44 cents an hour?




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Re: What does Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby Gregrios on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:51 pm

Neither one has any balls. ;)
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Re: What does Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:53 pm

Gregrios wrote:Neither one has any balls. ;)



Why, Gregrios that was almost witty. Well done.
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Re: *EDITED*..Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby Kid_A on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:12 pm

Here is my explanation for this thread :D


Kid_A wrote:So I volunteered to tutor homeless children. I will be teaching elementary school in a year or so and I love working with kids. (yes, Kid_A is allowed around children. The same Kid_A that posted a thread about dog sex.)

I have worked with the 5-9 age group for years. I specified on my application that I would only work with children under 10.

So yesterday I show up for my first session, and my student is a pregnant 17 year old mexican girl. She would not talk to me and just stared at me like she was trying to make me burst into flames with her mind. I do not like teenagers and I do not communicate well with them. This made for a very awkward, uncomfortable hour! :shock: But my girlfriend thought it was hilarious so I told her she was fat! She didn't find that funny.

Oh, and did I mention that it was at a church and the girl was writing an essay on why she's against gay marriage? As an atheist who supports gay marriage that made things a tad more uncomfortable :?
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Re: *EDITED*..Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby qeee1 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:14 pm

Good call on pwning your girlfriend.
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Re: *EDITED*..Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby Gregrios on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:25 pm

Kid_A wrote:Here is my explanation for this thread :D


Kid_A wrote:So I volunteered to tutor homeless children. I will be teaching elementary school in a year or so and I love working with kids. (yes, Kid_A is allowed around children. The same Kid_A that posted a thread about dog sex.)

I have worked with the 5-9 age group for years. I specified on my application that I would only work with children under 10.

So yesterday I show up for my first session, and my student is a pregnant 17 year old mexican girl. She would not talk to me and just stared at me like she was trying to make me burst into flames with her mind. I do not like teenagers and I do not communicate well with them. This made for a very awkward, uncomfortable hour! :shock: But my girlfriend thought it was hilarious so I told her she was fat! She didn't find that funny.

Oh, and did I mention that it was at a church and the girl was writing an essay on why she's against gay marriage? As an atheist who supports gay marriage that made things a tad more uncomfortable :?


I'm glad you've decided to explain because up until now I thought you were looking to hook up with this girl.

Try pretending that you're interested in her life. It could do wonders for addressing the uncomfortable issue. ;)
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Re: *EDITED*..Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:59 pm

Gregrios wrote:Try pretending that you're interested in her life. It could do wonders for addressing the uncomfortable issue.



:lol: It's funny cause it's true!!!!!!!!!

But I'm never gonna trust you again Gregrios!
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Re: *EDITED*..Kid_A have in common with a 17yr old Mexican girl?

Postby Gregrios on Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:41 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Gregrios wrote:Try pretending that you're interested in her life. It could do wonders for addressing the uncomfortable issue.



:lol: It's funny cause it's true!!!!!!!!!

But I'm never gonna trust you again Gregrios!


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