Ode to an Umbrella

[Anarkistsdream]

While this may have been the Dust Bowl
many years ago,
it's now Tornado Alley
and mighty storms doth blow.

This may be where Steinbeck
wrote his Grapes of Wrath,
but in fact it does rain here,
flooding all along its path.

Vicious wind and lightning
and the storms that follow it
make me wish I owned an umbrella,
so I'm not covered in this shit.

[InkL0sed]

Wait... ode to an umbrella?

I once (half) wrote a novel that began by extolling the virtues of an umbrella!

[jonesthecurl]

Wait... ode to an umbrella?

I once (half) wrote a novel that began by extolling the virtues of an umbrella!

But you did write the opening chapter, right...

[InkL0sed]

Wait... ode to an umbrella?

I once (half) wrote a novel that began by extolling the virtues of an umbrella!

But you did write the opening chapter, right...

That was the opening chapter...