I am going to hang myself over a stupid basketball game

[Incandenza]

I now know what it felt like to be a Red Sox fan and watch them piss away a late 5-0 lead in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS.

Beyond that feeling of empathy, I hope a fucking comet strikes the city of Boston within the next 48 hours. Paul Pierce can choke to death on an enormous pustule-encrusted zombie dick. And Doc Rivers can join him, fucker's the most successful retard since Candide.

That's right, folks: Voltaire, baseball, and zombie cock in the same post

Well, I'm off to see if I can figure out a way to simultaneously hang myself, slit my wrists, blow my brains out, swallow a bunch of pills, drive my car into a bridge abutment, and fling myself off the observation deck of a skyscraper.

I guess this means I'll be deadbeating my upcoming turns.

No, not really, but I came perilously close to ripping off the leg of my shitty coffee table and jamming it through the screen of my TV.... fucking Lakers

[Sackett58]

I now know what it felt like to be a Red Sox fan and watch them piss away a late 5-0 lead in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS.

Beyond that feeling of empathy, I hope a fucking comet strikes the city of Boston within the next 48 hours. Paul Pierce can choke to death on an enormous pustule-encrusted zombie dick. And Doc Rivers can join him, fucker's the most successful retard since Candide.

That's right, folks: Voltaire, baseball, and zombie cock in the same post

Well, I'm off to see if I can figure out a way to simultaneously hang myself, slit my wrists, blow my brains out, swallow a bunch of pills, drive my car into a bridge abutment, and fling myself off the observation deck of a skyscraper.

I guess this means I'll be deadbeating my upcoming turns.

No, not really, but I came perilously close to ripping off the leg of my shitty coffee table and jamming it through the screen of my TV.... fucking Lakers

You might have to wait in line, say hello to my brother in-law when you get there. I'm sure he was gripping tonight also.

[albertq]

I now know what it felt like to be a Red Sox fan and watch them piss away a late 5-0 lead in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS.

Beyond that feeling of empathy, I hope a fucking comet strikes the city of Boston within the next 48 hours. Paul Pierce can choke to death on an enormous pustule-encrusted zombie dick. And Doc Rivers can join him, fucker's the most successful retard since Candide.

That's right, folks: Voltaire, baseball, and zombie cock in the same post

Well, I'm off to see if I can figure out a way to simultaneously hang myself, slit my wrists, blow my brains out, swallow a bunch of pills, drive my car into a bridge abutment, and fling myself off the observation deck of a skyscraper.

I guess this means I'll be deadbeating my upcoming turns.

No, not really, but I came perilously close to ripping off the leg of my shitty coffee table and jamming it through the screen of my TV.... fucking Lakers

can you film it for us?

[Incandenza]

I would, but I'm already dead. Turns out they have wifi in Hell, so thankfully I won't miss any turns.