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Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby DaGip on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:42 pm

I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:43 pm

Of course not.

















I have people for that.
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:12 pm

Yup.
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Jamie on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:09 am

yeah, Kayla makes me. I'm so whipped :(
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Knight of Orient on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:12 am

Never Have. Never Will. That Would Be Just Wrong.
you are entitled to your opinion...
that doesnt mean its right
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Jamie on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:15 am

Knight of Orient wrote:Never Have. Never Will. That Would Be Just Wrong.


obviously NOT married, :lol:
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Frigidus on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:17 am

Honestly, yah. I prefer to have my crotch not itchy you see.
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby bedub1 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:56 am

only the left side
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:20 am

DaGip wrote:I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!

Pictures!
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:58 am

DaGip wrote:I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!

I don't know whether this is a testament to the verdance of your pubic hair, or a damning indictment of the size of your wang.
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Iliad on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:59 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
DaGip wrote:I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!

I don't know whether this is a testament to the verdance of your pubic hair, or a damning indictment of the size of your wang.

Perhaps both?
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:23 am

DaGip wrote:I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!



Is your tackle often mistaken for a clitoris?
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:27 pm

I DO! :D
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:29 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I DO! :D


Assuming it'd also look like a vagina down there if you didn't, then shaving 'em surely invalidates your sig?
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:30 pm

Good point, and well made.... hmmmmm.

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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:28 am

of course i do....otherwise it looks....horrible....i h8 non shaven people....it looks minging down there
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:13 pm

Shouldn't this be a poll?
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby DaGip on Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:32 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Shouldn't this be a poll?


Oh yeah...hold on!
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Timminz on Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:37 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Shouldn't this be a pole?


No. We're talking 'bout the nuggets, not the trunk.
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:13 pm

It itches to hell
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:16 pm

Thank You DAGIP,

I was gonna go with the lawn mower one, but I wasn't sure if you ment rider or not.
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:15 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:It itches to hell


Yeah. I mean I've never done this, but from time to time I grow a beard. Afet four or five days, the itching nearly drives me insane.

he same sensation lower down would literally "drive me nuts".
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Re: Do You Shave Your Balls?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:04 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:It itches to hell


Yeah. I mean I've never done this, but from time to time I grow a beard. Afet four or five days, the itching nearly drives me insane.

he same sensation lower down would literally "drive me nuts".


I have a steering weel.......

And the itching goes away forever,...... But it takes awhile.
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