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Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:39 am

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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:46 am

Absolutely f*ck all.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby suggs on Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:48 am

Nope :cry:
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:21 am

I did, but now I want to win that finger...
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby InkL0sed on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:13 am

Does yes mean "I have nothing to do", or no mean "no, I have nothing to do"?
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby suggs on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:15 am

InkL0sed wrote:Does yes mean "I have nothing to do", or no mean "no, I have nothing to do"?


Thank God! Now i have something to ponder.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby spurgistan on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:28 am

suggs wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:Does yes mean "I have nothing to do", or no mean "no, I have nothing to do"?


Thank God! Now i have something to ponder.


At least now we know what your intended answer is.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby suggs on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:33 am

Rest your worried head on my throbbing cock, my son.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:43 am

InkL0sed wrote:Does yes mean "I have nothing to do", or no mean "no, I have nothing to do"?


yes.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby spurgistan on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:16 pm

suggs wrote:Rest your worried head on my throbbing cock, my son.


With gusto.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:17 pm

Can I put my finger in your bum, Heavy?
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby spurgistan on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:20 pm

Ooh! Oooh! Is anybody else thinking circle jerk?!!!
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Timminz wrote:By that logic, you eat babies.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:23 pm

spurgistan wrote:Ooh! Oooh! Is anybody else thinking circle jerk?!!!


I was thinking hexagon.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Frigidus on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:35 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Ooh! Oooh! Is anybody else thinking circle jerk?!!!


I was thinking hexagon.


Hexagon...jerk?
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:36 pm

spurgistan wrote:Ooh! Oooh! Is anybody else thinking circle jerk?!!!

We should spice things up and do it with mouths not hands this time...
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby spurgistan on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:36 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Ooh! Oooh! Is anybody else thinking circle jerk?!!!

We should spice things up and do it with mouths not hands this time...


Gay.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:38 pm

spurgistan wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Ooh! Oooh! Is anybody else thinking circle jerk?!!!

We should spice things up and do it with mouths not hands this time...


Gay.


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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:41 pm

spurgistan wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Ooh! Oooh! Is anybody else thinking circle jerk?!!!
We should spice things up and do it with mouths not hands this time...
Gay.

Just putting it out there...
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:18 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Can I put my finger in your bum, Heavy?


Now HERE's a man with something better to do.
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby mandyb on Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:33 pm

heavycola wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Can I put my finger in your bum, Heavy?


Now HERE's a man with something better to do.


there's nowt so queer as folk

especially round here it seems...
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:03 pm

Neoteny wrote:I did, but now I want to win that finger...



Again, we agree......
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby heavycola on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:11 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I did, but now I want to win that finger...



Again, we agree......


Which one? Heston's or Nark's?
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:05 am

heavycola wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I did, but now I want to win that finger...



Again, we agree......


Which one? Heston's or Nark's?


:? Lol, Hestons........... :oops:
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Re: Have you got nothing better to do?

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:13 am

I wish I had something better to do.

I did yesterday, but not today.
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