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Violate a Sexy Dog or a Three-Year-Old?

 
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby heavycola on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:38 pm

lozzini wrote:sexy dog as dog does not have to mean dog in can be a decription of a women


you post can mean something too, if only you'd pay attention to spelling, grammar, typing and sentence construction.

Nick - thanks. That is fucking hot.

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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby V.I. on Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:38 pm

Q: Whats the best part about violating a three-year-old girl in the shower?
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:52 pm

You can wash away the evidence?
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:58 pm

Clearly "sexy dog" would be the correct response. Now if it were a sexy three year-old, we might have a closer race. "Sexy" really gives the dog the upper hand.
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:05 pm

V.I. wrote:Q: Whats the best part about violating a three-year-old girl in the shower?

Violating the three-year old girl?

or

The bit where she drops the soap.

or

The bit where your choke her to death by ramming her face into the tub of Nivea that you just finished using as lube.

or

I don't know that personally, a friend told me. Honestly.
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby V.I. on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:13 pm

A: You can slick her hair back, and then its like you're violating a three-year-old boy.
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby El Capitan X on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:14 pm

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?


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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby Frigidus on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:16 pm

El Capitan X wrote:Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?


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One doesn't scream in the oven, one is less delicious, I like pizza. All work.
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:16 pm

V.I. wrote:A: You can slick her hair back, and then its like you're violating a three-year-old boy.



Oh yeah, I remember that one.
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby El Capitan X on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:18 pm

A: The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Mothafucka Frigidus, you don't give away the punchline. ;)


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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:21 pm

Q: What's the difference between an atheist baby and a christian baby?
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:28 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Q: What's the difference between an atheist baby and a christian baby?


The atheist baby's parents speak Russian?
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby Frigidus on Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:41 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Q: What's the difference between an atheist baby and a christian baby?


You can drown one at their baptism?
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:02 pm

A: I don't know either, and I've eaten both kinds.
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby Kaplowitz on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:05 pm

I have a running joke with a group of my friends that my friend's dog (Alex's Dog) is a whore.

example: "That's what Alex's Dog said!"
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Re: Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

Postby The Saxby on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:33 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:I have a running joke with a group of my friends that my friend's dog (Alex's Dog) is a whore.

example: "That's what Alex's Dog said!"


Therefore, we must choose "sexy dog". This is a choice I had in real life, and let me tell you, man: Alex's dog does it best.
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