Bring on the Jack Thompson!

[The Saxby]

Hello.
I would consider Conquer Club to be mainly a website for playing Risk online. Therefore, Conquer Club is a video game. With that in mind, it is hard to believe that Jack Thompson hasn't started to troll this forum. Sadly, he actually has left this forum alone. I think we can change this very quickly. It is your job as a Conquer Club citizen to find Jack Thompson's phone number (look it up on Google) and inform him of our existence. If he learns of the existence of a video game, he'll immediately start to troll anything related to it and harass everyone who even sort of likes the game. I want to be told about how evil Risk is! Hooah! Get out there and do your stuff!

[Kaplowitz]

You do it ya lazy bum!

[The Saxby]

You do it ya lazy bum!

Jacko is very hard to reach. It might be prudent to have a lot of callers.

[InkL0sed]

Who is Jack Thompson?

[The Saxby]

Who is Jack Thompson?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)

Basically, he blames video games for everything bad that's ever happened since the fall of Constantinople. He's quite entertaining in a sad way. Read his Wikiquote page; it's freakin' hilarious!

Also, he's been found guilty by the Florida bar of twenty-seven out of thirty-one misconduct charges. He's a lawyer, ya see. He's going to be disbarred pretty soon.
He sent porn to a judge once.