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This made me laugh

Postby cena-rules on Tue May 27, 2008 9:07 am

There was a Japanese man who went to America for
sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the
driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda
drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the
window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in
Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the
Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota,
very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third
time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled,
"Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this
went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came
to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made
in Japan!"
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Re: This made me laugh

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue May 27, 2008 12:45 pm

:lol: Oh that was good!
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Re: This made me laugh

Postby ParadiceCity9 on Tue May 27, 2008 3:44 pm

lol
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Re: This made me laugh

Postby InkL0sed on Tue May 27, 2008 9:02 pm

Whoever came up with this joke has probably never met a Japanese person in their life... no Japanese would ever do something so ridiculous as yell at cars from a taxi... :?

EDIT: Well, OK; maybe if he was drunk he would...
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Re: This made me laugh

Postby MeDeFe on Thu May 29, 2008 9:12 am

Are you sure of that? If their TV programs are any indication of their madness there's no telling what they would and would not do. Drunk or not doesn't matter.
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Re: This made me laugh

Postby The1exile on Thu May 29, 2008 9:27 am

MeDeFe wrote:If their TV programs are any indication of their madness there's no telling what they would and would not do.

yeah, but their TV is hilarious - we had human tetris up on the TV in the common room when we should have been revising. Total brilliance.
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Re: This made me laugh

Postby MeDeFe on Thu May 29, 2008 9:28 am

The1exile wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:If their TV programs are any indication of their madness there's no telling what they would and would not do.

yeah, but their TV is hilarious - we had human tetris up on the TV in the common room when we should have been revising. Total brilliance.

That's exactly what I'm talking about, and human tetris is still rather mild.
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