There was a Japanese man who went to America for
sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the
driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda
drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the
window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in
Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the
Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota,
very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third
time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled,
"Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this
went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came
to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made
in Japan!"