Suggs needs to get laid

by **InkL0sed** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:12 pm

If I were one of the many Brits on this forum and thus rather close to suggs, I would like to think I would take it up on myself to get this dude laid. Now, I probably wouldn't have much success in such a venture, but seeing as how I'm on the other side of the Atlantic, I'm not suggesting I do it.

Basically, what I'm saying is this -- one of you Brits needs to get suggs laid! Either by offering yourselves, your wives or daughters or cousins or girlfriends, or one of your 'hos if you happen to be a pimp.

The man needs and deserves it.

by **wicked** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:17 pm

I am sure he would agree with you.

by **Sackett58** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:21 pm

Suggs hasn't replied in the last several minutes. He must be on his way to the airport for that plane to Canada.

by **suggs** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:25 pm

Oh, I'm not really interested in sex

I'm not, of course, egocentric, but objectively speaking THIS IS THE BEST THREAD THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE.

*desperate last ditch attempt to restore credibility -Last Seen Quite A While Ago, Actually - I think you'll find Cheap Blind Sue was a bit of a result on the ol' Wiggly Jiggly score, actually.

On a serious note: YES, I DO.

by **clapper011** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:26 pm

hehehe

i doubt he is

by **suggs** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:30 pm

I'm flying into Omaha, ETA 8 hrs from now.
Thats in the middle, isnt it?
Thought i could work out like a spider, which incidently is a rather fun position.

by **wicked** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:32 pm

ARE YOU SERIOUS???? I'm going to Omaha next weekend for 3 days.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:53 pm

Omaha: Let's get sexy!!! 2008

by **wicked** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:55 pm

You can't come. (pun intended)

by **Empress Wu** on Fri May 23, 2008 6:28 pm

Don't read the fine print in the post above...

As opposed to Wicked, I'm not going to Omaha, Suggy-darling - so no date here either.

by **Frigidus** on Fri May 23, 2008 6:38 pm

Empress Wu wrote:Don't read the fine print in the post above...

As opposed to Wicked, I'm not going to Omaha, Suggy-darling - so no date here either.

Either way, it offers a simple solution.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri May 23, 2008 7:34 pm

wicked wrote:You can't come. (pun intended)

Not while you're in my eye-line, that's for sure...

by **Sackett58** on Fri May 23, 2008 8:56 pm

wicked wrote:You can't come. (pun intended)

Where's my :geek:

?

Oh Wicked

by **2dimes** on Fri May 23, 2008 10:48 pm

How about Cleavland?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxmc9_An ... re=related

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat May 24, 2008 3:06 am

That's not a Rick-Roll...

by **The1exile** on Sat May 24, 2008 5:53 am

2dimes wrote:How about Cleavland?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxmc9_An ... re=related

There's nothing wrong with ohio...

Actually, I don't know, I've never been there.

by **tzor** on Sat May 24, 2008 8:26 am

The1exile wrote:There's nothing wrong with ohio...

Actually, I don't know, I've never been there.

WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY, OH --
WHY DID I EVER LEAVE OHIO?
WHY DID I WANDER TO FIND WHAT LIES YONDER
WHEN LIFE WAS SO COZY AT HOME?

WOND’RING WHILE I WANDER,
WHY DID I FLY?
WHY DID I ROAM?
OH, WHY OH, WHY OH
DID I LEAVE OHIO?
MAYBE I’D BETTER GO

Actually I've never been there either.

by **2dimes** on Sat May 24, 2008 10:37 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:That's not a Rick-Roll...

True, I don't really get the whole "rickroll" movement, it was funny the first week or so.

It's a weather reporter in a snow storm in Cleavland, I can't stop watching it, you need to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxmc9_An ... re=related

All the little chicks with the crimson lips sayin' "Cleavland rocks, Cleavland rocks!"

by **sam_levi_11** on Sat May 24, 2008 11:02 am

InkL0sed wrote:Basically, what I'm saying is this -- one of you Brits needs to get suggs laid! Either by offering yourselves, your wives or daughters or cousins or friends, or one of your 'hos if you happen to be a pimp.

ill let him have any of the above mentioned