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Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Bertros Bertros on Fri May 23, 2008 5:58 am

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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Freetymes on Fri May 23, 2008 7:56 am

Damn I wish I lived closer to this place. I am in the market for a new car.
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby The1exile on Fri May 23, 2008 8:05 am

"He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns."

Didn't he just kinda prove Obama's point?
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby MeDeFe on Fri May 23, 2008 8:27 am

He did, and I'm just damn glad I live in a free country where a person doesn't need a gun to defend themselves from everyone else.
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Frigidus on Fri May 23, 2008 11:13 am

The1exile wrote:"He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns."

Didn't he just kinda prove Obama's point?


Damn you, was just about to post that. Seriously though, I loved when Obama said that.
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby jay_a2j on Fri May 23, 2008 11:30 am

The car dealer was "inspired" by something Obama said so now Obama is responsible for the car dealers idea? This is just a taste of what is wrong with Amerikkka. :shock:
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Napoleon Ier on Fri May 23, 2008 12:03 pm

The1exile wrote:"He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns."

Didn't he just kinda prove Obama's point?


Not quite. Obama's point was that white Americans who attend liturgical churches (rather than, shock horror, Pentecistal ones with links to the Nation of Islam and affiliated albophobic nutjobs), are somehow "inferior", because the are bitter and "cling" to guns and religion. Let's be honest here: that's a patronizing denigration of ordinary Americans. Now, by and large, Americans have a little more iron in their blood than Europeans these days, so hopefully, they'll show Obama they don't appreciate being looked down on by welfareist latte-sippers who would have themselves be their nannies and feed them with a plastic spoon in a high chair.
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby heavycola on Fri May 23, 2008 12:08 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote: that's a patronizing denigration



Napoleon Ier wrote:welfareist latte-sippers who would have themselves be their nannies and feed them with a plastic spoon in a high chair


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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Napoleon Ier on Fri May 23, 2008 12:26 pm

heavycola wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote: that's a patronizing denigration



Napoleon Ier wrote:welfareist latte-sippers who would have themselves be their nannies and feed them with a plastic spoon in a high chair


er...


Yes...? The welfareists are doing the bib-feeding, if you hadn't understood, yah?
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Neoteny on Fri May 23, 2008 1:11 pm

The gun or the gas... it would be a pretty tough choice for me. I sure as hell wouldn't want that itty-bitty one though...

As for the statement above, I nearly keeled over in the library.
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Fircoal on Fri May 23, 2008 1:18 pm

This.... is.... terrible...
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Frigidus on Fri May 23, 2008 3:16 pm

I want this gun:

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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby MeDeFe on Fri May 23, 2008 3:19 pm

I'd prefer a clockwork orange.
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri May 23, 2008 3:36 pm

To be fair, he can keep his gun if I can trade it for a couple of extra inches of penis.

I mean, that's what this is all about, right?
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Neoteny on Fri May 23, 2008 3:37 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:To be fair, he can keep his gun if I can trade it for a couple of extra inches of penis.

I mean, that's what this is all about, right?


No no no, that's why you buy a Hummer. The gun is more like the testicles to round out the deal.
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Re: Obama brings real life GTA to Missouri

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri May 23, 2008 3:37 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote: that's a patronizing denigration



Napoleon Ier wrote:welfareist latte-sippers who would have themselves be their nannies and feed them with a plastic spoon in a high chair


er...


Yes...? The welfareists are doing the bib-feeding, if you hadn't understood, yah?


And that's totally not denigrating.
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