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Child traders??!!

Postby InkL0sed on Thu May 15, 2008 1:38 pm

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Re: Child traders??!!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu May 15, 2008 1:45 pm

Sign Up

Complete a short, online application, provide a valid Visa, Mastercard or American Express (sorry, no PayPal or Discover), and we’ll review your submission for approval. Within just a few short days you’ll be approved and have unlimited access to our network of parents who are just as eager to barter for the future as you are.



But they give you no way to sign up...

Yes, it is fake.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu May 15, 2008 2:29 pm

hahha i love the picture of all the kids. ohh the irony......
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Postby jay_a2j on Thu May 15, 2008 2:44 pm

Hehehe I'm gonna use this site as leverage when my kids act up. I'll tell them I signed them up on childtrader.com! :mrgreen:
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu May 15, 2008 2:48 pm

jay_a2j wrote:Hehehe I'm gonna use this site as leverage when my kids act up. I'll tell them I signed them up on childtrader.com! :mrgreen:


And, if teenagers, they'll be happy to hear it.
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Re: Child traders??!!

Postby InkL0sed on Thu May 15, 2008 3:52 pm

FAQ wrote: I don’t like children, but I admire their tenacity. Should I get one?

You may not be a candidate for parenthood, but if it turns out that you are, you are free to trade your child for one you may end up liking better than that one you already have.


That whole page is so hilarious...
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Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu May 15, 2008 8:03 pm

There is a book with a very similar name, I believe called the Child Buyer or child buyers (something similar). .. rather a sinister sci fi. I don't know if its even still in print ... I read it many years ago.
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Postby dustn64 on Thu May 15, 2008 8:52 pm

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu May 15, 2008 9:59 pm


I was going to say closer to 30.
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Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 16, 2008 2:26 am

i thought this was about some terrible sex ring
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri May 16, 2008 5:23 am

I love this picture.

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Postby PChump on Fri May 16, 2008 8:06 am

Do you think they'd let me trade some children in, just for money, or my pet tortoise?
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Postby diddle on Fri May 16, 2008 10:13 am

I'll give you three bob and a button.
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