In this thread we compare English accents and dialects

[mandyb]

Aye aye Mandy, are you fae Aberdeen? I used tae bide near inverurie..

Yup, sort of - lived in Milltimber and went to Cults Academy
small world eh?

btw, there was definitely a post in between two of mine - strange looking fella he was...
most off-putting when that happens.

[Napoleon Ier]

Anyone diverging from the Queens English, as she speaks it, must be shot.

Any lobsterback attempting to force his royalist crap down any american's throat will find two well-placed 7.92mmx39mm rounds, fired from a Mauser with a 32x mag scope, in his arse.

Saavy?

Well clearly not. The last time Americans and Mausers came in contact, I have the distinct recollection it was your German arses what got kicked East of the Rhine.

[Napoleon Ier]

Posh (oxford) English:
"Birzz"

Den you iz hobvosly not been to da Blackbird Leys, which iz layke well-gangsta.

(It really isn't)

[Jenos Ridan]

Anyone diverging from the Queens English, as she speaks it, must be shot.

Any lobsterback attempting to force his royalist crap down any american's throat will find two well-placed 7.92mmx39mm rounds, fired from a Mauser with a 32x mag scope, in his arse.

Saavy?

Well clearly not. The last time Americans and Mausers came in contact, I have the distinct recollection it was your German arses what got kicked East of the Rhine.

Notice how I mentioned "lobsterback". Does the image of a man dressed in a bright red coat not come to mind? If it does not, then you have no humor.

As an American citizen, wouldn't I then have the "home turf" advantage? Especially since I am fighting British? I may have a strong German ancestry, but it is just that, ancestry.

Further, every time British Arms have gone against German ones, they have, historically, never done so hot against German ones. Seriously, the Enfield Rifle is a piece of trash. Against the Garand, however, that I will concide you that. As if the clear superiority of a semi-auto over a bolt-action was not enough.

Also, I'm pretty sure I got the ammunition for the Mauser all wrong, I 'think' it was 7.92x57mm, either that or x66mm. If I wanted to know for sure, I would've checked before I posted.

Since it was all ment to be a jovial retort to a well-spirited post, you can now laugh at yourself, Naps.