Fat people

[El Capitan X]

When did you become such a priss?

Since when is not being an arsehole = being a priss?

Anyways, if you must know, I had a friend who received so much shit for being overweight that he became severely depressed and almost committed suicide. He tried dieting and exercise, but no matter what, he couldn't lose his weight... and that's why this "Fat people are st00pid" shit bothers me.


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[Mjinga]

Anyways, if you must know, I had a friend who received so much shit for being overweight that he became severely depressed and almost committed suicide. He tried dieting and exercise, but no matter what, he couldn't lose his weight...

Advise him to get his metabolic hormones checked. That happened to me, too: for five years I was eating less than 600 calories a day and exercising, and I could not lose weight. Then I got some tests done and now I've got metabolic meds to correct the problems, so I don't have to be starving all the time.

Oh, and I would just like to take this opportunity to remark: those of you who are thin and fit really ought not to crap on fat people that you see exercising. This is something that really pisses me off. I see fat people using gyms and thin people will make comments such as, "I hope they don't break the treadmill." Why the hell would anyone say something like that? It's not funny, and all it does is encourage the fat person to give up.

[suggs]

You've still got the best avi, MInger.

Fair point.
Its fat people who whinge about dieting the whole time AND DO f*ck ALL EXERCISE that annoy me. Dont get me wrong, i'm not thin, but i don't do any exercise-so thats my fault. Its people who refuse to take responsibility for the fact that they are fat fuckers that get on my flab rolls.

[Mjinga]

I have, haven't I?

Yes, me too. It annoys me when people three feet in diameter eat eight Big Macs a meal and don't exercise at all, and then complain that it wasn't their fault. Sorry, but it is. Unless they're one of the teensy percentage of the population that has Prader-Willi, but they're way too many of them for that to be the case.

[suggs]

Yeah, its like this "Obese Nation" bollocks ( a serious prob in the UK now, as well):

Well stop eating shit and go for a walk, you idiots.

[jonesthecurl]

Yeah, its like this "Obese Nation" bollocks ( a serious prob in the UK now, as well):

Well stop eating shit and go for a walk, you idiots.

The last time I was in Wales (a nation of chip addicts*), it was all I could do not to shout out "try a salad sometime, lard-arse!" about every three yards. Actually NOT as an insult, but serious advice. There are a lot, a lot, of extremely fat people there - especially teenagers, especially girls.

My daughter has a friend who's Nan's just gone for heart surgery. Her mum is very overweight (not enormous, but large enough that it's the first thing you notice), and she (the child) finds anything remotely home-cooked too exotic even to try. Can't the mum see that this is just three stages in one life story?

*That's "fries" to people on this side of the ocean. Or rather, maybe I should start a thread on why a "fry", even a nice "fry" isn't the same thing as a decent chip.

[greenoaks]

when i use to commute to the city of a morning i would see the fat ones walk past the stairs at the train station and wait for the lift and think to myself "that's why you're fat, you lazy piece of shit". it is only 20 stairs up, 20 stairs stairs down & they can't even do that twice a day.

they should have to pay more for their train ticket because of all that carry-on luggage under their blouses and suits

[suggs]

Stop press. I've just remembered one cool thing about being fat. I find patting my lard belly quite satisfying after a good meal.
And a plump girl (not fat -you know the difference when you see it) normally has a great arse-you know, aproper WOMANS ARSE, all curvy and hmmmmmmmmm sorry, getting carried away. And plump often mean s bigger breasts.
So YAY to plump girls,
and VOMIT to fat chicks

[sgom]

there`s a difference between fat and FAT yes some people are going to be fat due to medical conditions, lifestyle, genes etc but some of them take the piss with their sheer lazyness, my mate is fucking huge fat as f*ck, plays rugby, runs, does weights, swims, boxes but cannot shift the weight.his problem is his genes, his parents are both huge, his sisters are huge. but hey tell a fat kid not to eat whats he gona do eat some more..

[jonesthecurl]

Stop press. I've just remembered one cool thing about being fat. I find patting my lard belly quite satisfying after a good meal.

My mate Steve used to pat his (considerable) beer belly and say

"And now, brought to you at great expense..."

[firth4eva]

OK I'm pissed off now. Fircoal was right. Fat people do make things worse for us. In an effort to cut down on obesity or something, we have to do one PE lesson a week. So they decide to send us on an 8 mile run and tell us that they'll be waiting for us when we come back. When everyone refused we all had to spend 2 hours after school in detention. f*ck you fatties.

[clapper011]

oh, wow. I feel soo sorry for those of you who feel the need to make fun of others just make yourself feel better.

[mandyb]

OK I'm pissed off now. Fircoal was right. Fat people do make things worse for us. In an effort to cut down on obesity or something, we have to do one PE lesson a week. So they decide to send us on an 8 mile run and tell us that they'll be waiting for us when we come back. When everyone refused we all had to spend 2 hours after school in detention. f*ck you fatties.

PE once a week, and you're complaining?
Kids should have to do PE/play sport at least three times a week - it's a shame that physical activity loses out more and more these days.
A healthy body helps promote a healthy mind - it's a scientific fact.

[clapper011]

not the same, the school system has changed alot....

[Napoleon Ier]

No they shouldn't. PE is the biggest waste of everyone's time. You learn nothing and the fattened, bespectacled tekkies don't actually bother and hence get no exercise. The result? Less time to revise for GCSEs and more time lost on pointless, asinine ball games.

[Dancing Mustard]

No they shouldn't. PE is the biggest waste of everyone's time. You learn nothing and the fattened, bespectacled tekkies don't actually bother and hence get no exercise. The result? Less time to revise for GCSEs and more time lost on pointless, asinine ball games.

Little did young Nappy realise it as he typed furiously away at his Sinclair ZX, but he had just accidentaly invented the world's best argument for bringing back the cane.

[Napoleon Ier]

No they shouldn't. PE is the biggest waste of everyone's time. You learn nothing and the fattened, bespectacled tekkies don't actually bother and hence get no exercise. The result? Less time to revise for GCSEs and more time lost on pointless, asinine ball games.

Little did young Nappy realise it as he typed furiously away at his Sinclair ZX, but he had just accidentaly invented the world's best argument for bringing back the cane.

What, fattened useless tekkies who get no exercise should get the cane? That really wouldn't work out to your progeny's advantage, y'know...

[Dancing Mustard]

What, fattened useless tekkies who get no exercise should get the cane? That really wouldn't work out to your progeny's advantage, y'know...

First off, I'm aiming not to have children like you. But thanks for the thought.
Secondly, the whole point is that you and your flabby little malco brethren will have to run, or else you'll face the consequences. We'll see exactly who can't really complete the January cross country steeplechase then, won't we?

[Napoleon Ier]

What, fattened useless tekkies who get no exercise should get the cane? That really wouldn't work out to your progeny's advantage, y'know...

First off, I'm aiming not to have children like you. But thanks for the thought.

The point exactly, Mouseturd, the point exactly...

[muy_thaiguy]

What, fattened useless tekkies who get no exercise should get the cane? That really wouldn't work out to your progeny's advantage, y'know...

First off, I'm aiming not to have children like you. But thanks for the thought.
Secondly, the whole point is that you and your flabby little malco brethren will have to run, or else you'll face the consequences. We'll see exactly who can't really complete the January cross country steeplechase then, won't we?

Unless of course, some of those kids (assuming we are talking Junior/Senior High) turn out to be Masochists, then they won't want to run even more.

[greenoaks]

What, fattened useless tekkies who get no exercise should get the cane? That really wouldn't work out to your progeny's advantage, y'know...

First off, I'm aiming not to have children like you. But thanks for the thought.
Secondly, the whole point is that you and your flabby little malco brethren will have to run, or else you'll face the consequences. We'll see exactly who can't really complete the January cross country steeplechase then, won't we?

Unless of course, some of those kids (assuming we are talking Junior/Senior High) turn out to be Masochists, then they won't want to run even more.

easily fixed, tell them if they run you will give them the cane.

[suggs]

OK I'm pissed off now. Fircoal was right. Fat people do make things worse for us. In an effort to cut down on obesity or something, we have to do one PE lesson a week. So they decide to send us on an 8 mile run and tell us that they'll be waiting for us when we come back. When everyone refused we all had to spend 2 hours after school in detention. f*ck you fatties.

PE once a week, and you're complaining?
Kids should have to do PE/play sport at least three times a week - it's a shame that physical activity loses out more and more these days.
A healthy body helps promote a healthy mind - it's a scientific fact.

*i am, quite seriously, eating a large cake as i type this* Nonsense! I refute...no..i argue...no...hmmmmmmmmmmm...gladiators cool urghhhhhhhhhhh

[mandyb]

there are exceptions to every rule suggs... some people can have their cake AND eat it.