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Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby detlef on Sat May 03, 2008 10:38 am

I've been told that since people are nice enough to give people gifts from time to time, it's OK for me to just come out and beg for hand-outs in the forums. So, anyone? A car? A boat? I like fancy wine. Anyone got some of that you want to send my way?

I'm really not picky as to what it is, but it had better be cool.

Also, please be respectful and not get this thread off-track.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby wicked on Sat May 03, 2008 10:40 am

I have some dog poop in the yard. Give me your address.


BTW, moved b/c it's more appropriate here.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby owenshooter on Sat May 03, 2008 10:41 am

detlef wrote:I've been told that since people are nice enough to give people gifts from time to time, it's OK for me to just come out and beg for hand-outs in the forums. So, anyone? A car? A boat? I like fancy wine. Anyone got some of that you want to send my way?

I'm really not picky as to what it is, but it had better be cool.

Also, please be respectful and not get this thread off-track.

you have to beg for premium in order for it to not be moved. keep the wicked rules straight. they are far different than the forum rules.-0tP
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby Neoteny on Sat May 03, 2008 10:42 am

I have two semesters of illegible organic chemistry notes.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby detlef on Sat May 03, 2008 10:45 am

Just looking for clarification. If you want to ask for CC related handouts you can post in the General Forum that everyone reads but if you want to ask for other free stuff you have to ask for it in the less traveled Chatter Box?

Can we perhaps set up a special forum for people to ask for free stuff so we can just ignore them all together?

Oops, I guess that last bit should have gone in suggestions. Well that brings up an interesting thought. Where does it go if I suggest that somebody give me free CC related goods, free non-CC related goods and then swear at them?

I guess the swearing thing sort of trumps doesn't it. OK, so say I don't swear. Can it be posted in suggestions, general, and chatter box?
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby detlef on Sat May 03, 2008 10:46 am

Neoteny wrote:I have two semesters of illegible organic chemistry notes.
Send those to the neo-cons in the gay marriage thread, they need all the help they can get.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby Hologram on Sat May 03, 2008 11:27 am

Hey, you want some prune juice?

It's gooood stuff. Keeps you regular.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby detlef on Sat May 03, 2008 12:10 pm

Hologram wrote:Hey, you want some prune juice?

It's gooood stuff. Keeps you regular.

I'm sensing a trend here. Wicked wants to send me crap and you want to help me crap. OK, so wicked, thanks for the offer, but I'm going to go with the prune juice and just start crapping more.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby t-o-m on Sat May 03, 2008 12:11 pm

tell me where you live and i might send you something :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby suggs on Sat May 03, 2008 12:29 pm

I assume you dont need my caffeine riddled spunk?
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat May 03, 2008 1:47 pm

I'll give you a wrecked Hot Wheels Car.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby El Capitan X on Sat May 03, 2008 5:02 pm

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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby Balsiefen on Sat May 03, 2008 5:13 pm

If you give me your bank account details, sort code, pin and credit card I'll wire lots of monies to your account.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat May 03, 2008 5:47 pm

Balsiefen wrote:If you give me your bank account details, sort code, pin and credit card I'll wire lots of monies to your account.

And you'll even get to keep some of it after you go to jail while balsiefen is sitting on some tropic island.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat May 03, 2008 6:02 pm

Balsiefen wrote:If you give me your bank account details, sort code, pin and credit card I'll wire lots of monies to your account.

That's why they call you Terry Tibbs.
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby Johnny Rockets on Sat May 03, 2008 9:10 pm

Go to honeyb.ca

Pick out your favorite flavor.

P.M me your shipping address, and I'll mail you a jar, no charge.

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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby Hitman079 on Sun May 04, 2008 3:16 am

You can read my novel(insert shitty smiley here)
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Re: Anyone got cool stuff they want to give me for free?

Postby Balsiefen on Sun May 04, 2008 3:16 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Balsiefen wrote:If you give me your bank account details, sort code, pin and credit card I'll wire lots of monies to your account.

That's why they call you Terry Tibbs.


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