If I were a woman...

[AndrewLC]

Would you have sex with me?

[MeDeFe]

I think it's actually "If I were".

[Dancing Mustard]

Your options are all wrong, they should have looked a bit like this:

Yes at 1 pint
Yes at 2 pints
Yes at 3 pints
Yes at 4 pints
Yes at 5 pints
Yes at 6 pints
Yes at 7 pints
Yes at 8 pints
Yes at 9 pints
Yes at 10 pints
Yes at 11 pints
I have no penis

Then your poll would have been much more usefule, accurate and precise.
Much love,
DM

[Anarkistsdream]

Your options are all wrong, they should have looked a bit like this:

Yes at 1 pint
Yes at 2 pints
Yes at 3 pints
Yes at 4 pints
Yes at 5 pints
Yes at 6 pints
Yes at 7 pints
Yes at 8 pints
Yes at 9 pints
Yes at 10 pints
Yes at 11 pints
I have no penis

Then your poll would have been much more usefule, accurate and precise.
Much love,
DM

Hell DM, at 11 pints, the majority of people in this forum would be eyeing their household appliances.

[btownmeggy]

I think it's actually "If I were".

Haha, pwned by English as a Second Language.

(You ARE German, aren't you, medefe?)

[Dancing Mustard]

Hell DM, at 11 pints, the majority of people in this forum would be eyeing their household appliances.

Guilty as charged...

[muy_thaiguy]

Hell DM, at 11 pints, the majority of people in this forum would be eyeing their household appliances.

Guilty as charged...

Just make sure you unplug them first, or else you'll be in for a nasty little shock.

[sam_levi_11]

Hell DM, at 11 pints, the majority of people in this forum would be eyeing their household appliances.

Guilty as charged...

Just make sure you unplug them first, or else you'll be in for a little shock.

take my advice.....hoovers are a no

[Snorri1234]

Would you have sex with me?

Why would you have to be a woman?

[tzor]

I know I fly in the face of logic and tradition but for me it's more of a bell curve. A pint is nice, another is nicer, but there comes a point where my interest in sleep overrides my interest in sex ... about a few pints before I outright pass out.

[Snorri1234]

I know I fly in the face of logic and tradition but for me it's more of a bell curve. A pint is nice, another is nicer, but there comes a point where my interest in sleep overrides my interest in sex ... about a few pints before I outright pass out.

Check your penis to see if it's still there!

[Freetymes]

So is the next poll going to be "If you were a man would someone have sex with you?

[AndrewLC]

I think it's actually "If I were".

I always was like that, I have no idea what you're talking about

[Jenos Ridan]

Has anyone handled dangerous equipment, like say, a wood axe, while inebriated?

I would not say that a mere four pints in two hours is more than a buzz, so if that is any indication of anything.....

And no, I did not have to make a trip to the hospital, nor anyone I was around. And I remember that evening quite clearly, anyone care to here more?