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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby dustn64 on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:51 am

This thread makes me think of the scene from Talladega Nights . :lol:
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby Frigidus on Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:45 am

dustn64 wrote:This thread makes me think of the scene from Talladega Nights . :lol:


For the unenlightened: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zKDC2iBQTYg
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:20 pm

i voted for the emo thing just for you guys ;)

also whp else voted for it, i want to be the only one :lol: then itll be my thing
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:51 pm

White male, obviously.
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby lord voldemort on Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:03 pm

greenoaks wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:i see him as my best friend
i don't need an imaginary friend.

who says he is imaginary??

ps talladega nights is awesome
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby dustn64 on Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:22 pm

Frigidus wrote:
dustn64 wrote:This thread makes me think of the scene from Talladega Nights . :lol:


For the unenlightened: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zKDC2iBQTYg



"hey Cal, Why Don't You Just Shut Up." Classic! :lol:
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:10 pm

a floating cloud of glowing... stuff. that talks. and makes stuff happen.


yeah.
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby DaGip on Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:13 pm

This is how I imagine GOD!!!!!!!!

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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby firth4eva on Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:12 pm

I imagine him naked.
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby Penos_Rider on Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:12 pm

DaGip wrote:This is how I imagine GOD!!!!!!!!

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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby atheistheretic on Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:08 pm

I believe god created many religions to test our intelligence, liberty, freethinking and so on. :P

If I created people I would have to be an incredible **** to make a wierd backward holybook with wierd kinds of rules and quirks with absolutly no reason in order to test their faith and punish the people who figure out what ******** the holybook truly is, thats something a cult leader would do. *hint* *hint*...

In the end, there is no god.
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby DaGip on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:48 am

atheistheretic wrote:I believe god created many religions to test our intelligence, liberty, freethinking and so on. :P

If I created people I would have to be an incredible **** to make a wierd backward holybook with wierd kinds of rules and quirks with absolutly no reason in order to test their faith and punish the people who figure out what ******** the holybook truly is, thats something a cult leader would do. *hint* *hint*...

In the end, there is no god.



You are SOOOOO wrong, my friend! BEHOLD! 'TIS GOD!!!

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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:19 pm

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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby Timminz on Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:32 pm

The important thing is not how anyone imagines God, but that God is imaginary.
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Re: How do you imagine God?

Postby Frigidus on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:04 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Image


I'm convinced.
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