Al-Qaeda Controls the Weather

[reminisco]

if they control the weather, they must have control over superman!
after all, he can reverse the orbit of planets (see superman 4) and shift jet stream currents with a huff and puff!
batman better get off his ass and do something about this pronto.

dude, don't be ridiculous. batman and superman are made up. they are imaginary.

Al-Qaeda is not imaginary. they are as real as the weather they control!

[savant]

dude, don't be ridiculous. batman and superman are made up. they are imaginary.

Al-Qaeda is not imaginary. they are as real as the weather they control!

http://ibelieveinharveydent.com

if people are really campaigning for harvey dent, then harvey dent is real. and if harvey dent is real, then batman must be real.
surely, al-qaeda is responsible for global warming as well.
maybe they're planning to melt the polar ice caps, submerge the world underwater as they float around in a modern noah's arc.

[reminisco]

dude, don't be ridiculous. batman and superman are made up. they are imaginary.

Al-Qaeda is not imaginary. they are as real as the weather they control!

http://ibelieveinharveydent.com

if people are really campaigning for harvey dent, then harvey dent is real. and if harvey dent is real, then batman must be real.
surely, al-qaeda is responsible for global warming as well.
maybe they're planning to melt the polar ice caps, submerge the world underwater as they float around in a modern noah's arc.

OH. MY. GOD.

everyone should be panicking!

[bedub1]

no, i mean seriously. who else could be behind not saving the whales, and cutting down the rainforest and playing strand the polar bear while also making shitty weather and tsunamis and katrina and el nino.
there's really no other explanation.


Al-Qaeda controls the weather. (see subject of this thread)

Silly , we have to attack Al Qaeda to prevent them from obtaining/detonating atomic weapons, not because they control the weather...

this is why we need to invade the motherfucking moon. to control the weather with the moon.

America already owns the moon and we can't control the weather with it...

Weather is caused by the temperature of air currents and water currents. In order to control the weather, say make a hurricane, we would have to have a fleet of ships each equipped with it's own nuclear reacter devoted to regulating water temperature. Imagine a fleet of ships that could sail around in the eye of a hurricane and fire out from it. It would be awesome but it would cost way to much, even for America, to consider making at this time.

If we could just convince those defeatist politicians in Washington to tap into the Iraqi oil wells we could make a profit off of this war AND build my storm fleet.

AMERICA F*CK YEAH!

f*ck yes... Agreed

Um...we could use the MOON to control the OCEAN and it's tides and currents...which WILL effect and control the weather....I plan on moving the moon in front of the sun, causing an eclipse, global cooling, the death of all humans, unless (wo)mankind pays me one million dollars....oh..thats not much....one hundred billion dollars I mean. Wait..thats still not that much. I'll settle for Canada I guess.

[savant]

austin powers...

"Shit. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"-Dr.Evil

[reminisco]

guys, stop kidding around.

this is very serious. also, completely true and total fact.

right now where i live, the sun is shining, it's a beautiful day.

and that terrifies me. because i know it's Al-Qaeda controlling it.