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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby SnakeySnakey on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:19 pm

That insurance is for old people about full robots, Im not a full robot. I have a human brain. Surely I feel appetite and love and ANGER and the blues. It doesnt answer anything but the prophecy of robots and humans waging in deadly war.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby SnakeySnakey on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:21 pm

what the hell has this forum turned into, you're talking about stupid video games? This is the future, we need to get our answers straight before I change my mind about becoming a robot with a human brain!

The coming of Robot Jesus is near!
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby reminisco on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:26 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:what the hell has this forum turned into, you're talking about stupid video games? This is the future, we need to get our answers straight before I change my mind about becoming a robot with a human brain!

The coming of Robot Jesus is near!


but you won't be a robot with a human brain... that's the whole point, you'll be a cyborg. totally the same thing as a robot with a human brain, but with a much more kickass name.

and as for Old Glory, your best defense is to have an active policy against robot attack in place. they've opened up enrollment to anyone over the age of 7. do it now, before it's too late.

and remember, anyone who denies the existence of robots may be robots themselves.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby SnakeySnakey on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:33 pm

So wait, are you telling me that I should crush the human race right away, as a preemptive strike?

Yeah I think you're right. And with their remains we would make more cybernetic organisms. They cant be help.

But as a cybernetic organism, how can I still have sex? Will it be robot sex with a plug and an outlet? Or will it be the ol bumping organic uglies way?

Can I enhance my experience by downloading a larger sensory implant in my robo-organic penis?
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby Hitman079 on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:54 pm

Neoteny wrote:
I like them all equally (that was the three lineages thing: tiberium wars, red alert, generals). I'm totally stoked about RA3. I'm sure it'll be better than you expect.

And just look at those graphics...

That's what bothers me. With those graphics, how can you have a game with RA2's supersonic pace? It looks more like a Generals 2 to me.
I would like to also add that this is serious off-topic conversation here :lol:
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby Neoteny on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:57 pm

Hitman079 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
I like them all equally (that was the three lineages thing: tiberium wars, red alert, generals). I'm totally stoked about RA3. I'm sure it'll be better than you expect.

And just look at those graphics...

That's what bothers me. With those graphics, how can you have a game with RA2's supersonic pace? It looks more like a Generals 2 to me.
I would like to also add that this is serious off-topic conversation here :lol:


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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby Skittles! on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:09 am

I bought C&C 3 Tiberium Wars, and those graphics were wayyyyy too good for my computer as it slowed it down to crisp.

I couldn't play as the Scrin! Damn aliens.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby Hitman079 on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:18 am

Skittles! wrote:I bought C&C 3 Tiberium Wars, and those graphics were wayyyyy too good for my computer as it slowed it down to crisp.

I couldn't play as the Scrin! Damn aliens.

Definitely give Red Alert 2 or Tiberian Sun a try :D
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:59 am

RA1 was the best. After that it all went downhill.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:22 am

SnakeySnakey wrote:Can I enhance my experience by downloading a larger sensory implant in my robo-organic penis?


You can swap parts too.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby Neoteny on Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:19 am

MeDeFe wrote:RA1 was the best. After that it all went downhill.


Bah. It started after C&C1.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby SnakeySnakey on Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:07 am

Well JEsus, thanks for ruining my topic about your silly games. Now Im confused more than ever. Get a room you C&C nerds.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby brooksieb on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:47 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I imagine it wouldn't work and you'd just be dead.

Seemingly such a simple question wrought with so many ways such a situation could be impossible..


My current understanding of the brain leads me to believe that such a technology, even if possible, will not be available in Snakey's lifetime. My imagination died long ago, by the way. With my religion.


But god lives on. :)
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:48 pm

Hitman079 wrote:Sadly, Neoteny, we won't be able to talk C&C much because you seem to prefer the Tiberium series while I prefer the Red Alert series :D
...and Red Alert 3 comes out soon! From what I've seen, though, it sounds like there's no way it can be as good as RA2 :(
If interested, there's a wikipedia article.



bullshit. red alert 3 has to be good. or i will personally destroy everyone who made it with my army of robot monkey ninjas :evil:


yes, i love c&c too. I'm shit at it, though :cry:
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:49 pm

MeDeFe wrote:RA1 was the best. After that it all went downhill.


again, bullshit. red alert 2 (and yuri's revenge) is (are?) the best RTS(s) ever made. ever.
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Re: Lets say I put my brain in a robot body...

Postby Hitman079 on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:28 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:
again, bullshit. red alert 2 (and yuri's revenge) is (are?) the best RTS(s) ever made. ever.

QFT!
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