We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve
party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. we
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the door to leave the house.
the cat we had put out in the backyard scooted back into the
house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird. My husband went out to the
taxi while I went inside to get the cat. the cat ran
upstairs with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my husband didn't want the driver to
know that the house would be empty for the night...so, he
explained to the driver that I would be out soon, "She's
just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab "Sorry I took so
long," I said as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was
hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out!
She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck.
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me, but it worked...I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out in the backyard!"
The driver hit a parked car...
Good one.
. The next day and half trip is me trying to get to sleep with everyone coughing on me (for the record im sick, even as im typing this, one whole fucking week), the most sleep ive gotten was...maybe 5 hours, if i was lucky. My zune dies by the end of the first day so no music either. day 2 at night were 3-6 hours behind schedule, i arrive at Kansas City pretty damn near midnight, next bus didnt arrive for 6 hours. So i take the time to charge my phone and decided to tell my parents i left Washington (I didnt tell them for numerous reasons) They flip out, im arguing in front of everyone and i suddenly just yell f*ck! hang up and sit down. Now everyone thinks im crazy, and to be perfectly honest, i think i am. The next day trip i get seperated from the usual group and i get stuck on a bus with an airhead chick who doesnt know the sky from her ass, and buttload of convincts, so pretty much im sittin there thinking im FUCKED! Good news is im still here, the bad news is, IM STILL FUCKING HERE. By the time i got here i ate 2 cases of pizza and drank a 12 case of beer, called it a day and slept for 14 hours.
