Ch. 1: The Day I Set Fire to the Earth

[suggs]

Bugger

[El Capitan X]

My first thread turns into an online 'mafia' discussion.

I inquire, is this a normal occurrence?

-ECX

[Dancing Mustard]

1st off, who is this "Norsey" character?

He was a fucking legend, but then he got banned by those goddamed Nazis

2nd, what exactly is this "Flame Wars" that you speak of Dancing Mustard. I noticed it's a subforum, but I don't think of myself much as a flamer. In addition, I don't think I have anybody to flame, as no one has made me angry...

It's where all the cool kids hang out and bait retards. Trust me, come have a browse around and you'll soon find some good targets (and become utterly embroiled in all the politics). The old place could do with a few creative inidividuals like yourself to make interesting things happen and to give it a bit of life. Truth be told it's been fairly dead lately, too many spam-whores and dullards bashing our "UR A FAG!!!1" lines.
Also, our old friends the 'Stache are trying to drag themselves together for a reunion on Wednesday. It'll be either awesome, or a collosal flop; only time will tell.

And then there was this Minister Masket cupcake. First of all, let me just say, if you already hate me over a single post, you take things way too seriously. Are you honestly saying you hate me because of my total of 3 posts? That in itself shows your character, as opposed to mine.

Looks like you just got your first FW opponent, let's go get that thread started up already! Looks like you're not about to become Spamalot's next member though...

[suggs]

Whats happen to the captain?
BOO!

[MeDeFe]

It's not even been 11 hours yet, have patience, suggs.

[Minister Masket]

And then there was this Minister Masket cupcake. First of all, let me just say, if you already hate me over a single post, you take things way too seriously. Are you honestly saying you hate me because of my total of 3 posts? That in itself shows your character, as opposed to mine.

Looks like you just got your first FW opponent, let's go get that thread started up already! Looks like you're not about to become Spamalot's next member though...

I'll say!
Obviously Mr X has no idea that this is the way I greet every new CCer.

[Dancing Mustard]

Obviously Mr X has no idea that this is the way I greet every new CCer.

Evidently not, but now he's going to verbally f*ck you up anyway...

I do hope you'll be stopping by FW to defend yourself.

[Anarkistsdream]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

[MeDeFe]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

[Neoteny]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

Big, amazing adjectives are like little, golden nuggets of copiously-flowing, white-hot joy.

[Anarkistsdream]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

Big, amazing adjectives are like little, golden nuggets of copiously-flowing, white-hot joy.

here here.

[MeDeFe]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

Big, amazing adjectives are like little, golden nuggets of copiously-flowing, white-hot joy.

hear hear.

"Golden nuggets" and "white hot" is the right description, fascinating and beautiful to look at, but if you try to digest them they will only give you constipation.

[Anarkistsdream]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

Big, amazing adjectives are like little, golden nuggets of copiously-flowing, white-hot joy.

hear hear.

"Golden nuggets" and "white hot" is the right description, fascinating and beautiful to look at, but if you try to digest them they will only give you constipation.

Gratzi for the correction.

[MeDeFe]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

Big, amazing adjectives are like little, golden nuggets of copiously-flowing, white-hot joy.

hear hear.

"Golden nuggets" and "white hot" is the right description, fascinating and beautiful to look at, but if you try to digest them they will only give you constipation.

Gratzi for the correction.

You're welcome.

[Neoteny]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

Big, amazing adjectives are like little, golden nuggets of copiously-flowing, white-hot joy.

hear hear.

"Golden nuggets" and "white hot" is the right description, fascinating and beautiful to look at, but if you try to digest them they will only give you constipation.

Gratzi for the correction.

You're welcome.

I always assumed it was "hear here."

[MeDeFe]

Needs more adjectives. Great story, but absolutely no description.

As long as he doesn't overdo it, adjectives are often overrated.

Big, amazing adjectives are like little, golden nuggets of copiously-flowing, white-hot joy.

hear hear.

"Golden nuggets" and "white hot" is the right description, fascinating and beautiful to look at, but if you try to digest them they will only give you constipation.

Gratzi for the correction.

You're welcome.

I always assumed it was "hear here."

Now that's an interesting version.