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Is it possible for one's penis to shrink as one becomes older?

 
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Postby Ian Faith on Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:33 am

I have a friend who insists that his penis is shrinking. Each day he looks in the mirror and feels around down there and so forth. He insists that in his younger days, he had more going on down there in terms of overall size - both length and girth. But as the days and years have passed, he is starting to believe that his penis is shrinking.

Interestingly, he believes his ball bag is growing larger. This could be an unrelated coincidence, or it could be an explanation of sorts (in a conservation of matter sort of way).

So I ask you, is this possible, that one's penis may shrink as one gets older, and if so, what do you think of the explanation that somehow his penis mass is being transferred to his bag?

Science thanks you for your careful consideration of this matter.
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:46 am

lol...i've got no idea, but i hope that's not true
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Postby mightyal on Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:55 am

As I reach puberty, I have found that mine is much bigger pretty much all the time.
I have to stand 3 feet away from the toilet to relieve myself.
Is this normal?
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Postby TitusFinn on Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:08 am

Yes, it does shrink and it makes me sad, cause I'm a 62 year old man with only a 1/2 inch. :cry: You lose 1 and 1/2 millimeters per year, if you're lucky. I once lost 1 full inch in a year. Needless to say, my relationships have dwindled with the down scaling of my member.

But I have lost interest in sex and am now a master model train expert. I hold a place in the guiness book of world records, for having the largest model trains. You should see the size of my trains. They're huge! :D
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Postby oggiss on Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:46 pm

BUMP

Coolest topic ever :D
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Postby cajun_tripod on Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:59 pm

My gut is telling me that a smaller penis and larger bag are both related
to old age but not necessarily directly to each other (your penis mass does not become bag mass).

the penis is a muscle that functions based on blood flow to soft tissue. I would guess that less and less blood flow would cause the cells in the soft tissue to constrict, gradually limiting the potential for your original full size.

On the flip side your bag is basically skin, which is losing elasticity as you age and therefore hanging lower and lower all the time.

Tips to fight these symptoms of aging?

If you smoke, quit. Now. You may not care how long you live but you must care about your penile health. Cigarettes make you feel good because the nicotine restricts blood flow to your brain, making you just
a little dizzy and high. They also restrict blood flow to your junk. Stop smoking and make sure that you are getting numerous boners during the day, whether you tug it or not, encouraging the blood to flow in and out of your junk creating erections is going to keep the blood flow healthy and hopefully prolong your schlong.

as for your bag, contrary to sperm count advice, go with briefs. Think of it as a bra for your sack. As gravity pulls your bag down it is going to continue to stretch so...support your local testes with a snug pair of tighty off-whities so that the skin of your sack is not being yanked down constantly.

If I have helped preserve just onw healthy crotch my work is done.
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Postby cajun_tripod on Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:01 pm

onw healthy crotch is the same thing as one healthy crotch.
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Postby reminisco on Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:05 pm

other scenarios in which your penis will shrink:

1) swimming.
2) cold air.
3) getting flamed by a Pleasant Chap
4) wrapping it up in a condom.
5) seeing this photo:

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Postby cajun_tripod on Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:23 pm

Why? Why is there such a thing...in your possession?
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:26 pm

That made mine grow.
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Postby ignotus on Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:33 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:That made mine grow.


And I thought it was just me... 8-[
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Postby oggiss on Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:09 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:That made mine grow.


Inwards?
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Postby reminisco on Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:39 pm

reminisco wrote:other scenarios in which your penis will shrink:

1) swimming.
2) cold air.
3) getting flamed by a Pleasant Chap
4) wrapping it up in a condom.
5) seeing this photo:

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bumping the foxy lady picture

hey, Dancing Mustard, she's a REDHEAD (!)
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Postby suggs on Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:48 pm

"Your friends" penis is shrinking?!
Ah the old " I have a friend whos not great with women" gambit.

Its a funny coincidence, because i have a friend whos a complete cock, and who thinks he is really an actor out of seinfeld.
Plus, he too has no cock.

Curious.
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Postby oggiss on Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:49 pm

suggs... this is the thread from like one a half years, don't think he is around ;)
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Postby suggs on Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:51 pm

Well done! Yes, even i now know to check the thread date (having made an embarrassing cock uo a few weeks back, when i laid into some poor cock, who it turns out hadnt been around for months, thus resulting in ME being the poor cock).

It just cracked me up though that he was clealrly worried about the shrivelling piece of skin that he was still bravely calling his penis, under the "cover" of "my friend...".
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Postby reminisco on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:41 pm

suggs wrote:It just cracked me up though that he was clealrly worried about the shrivelling piece of skin that he was still bravely calling his penis, under the "cover" of "my friend...".


hey suggs, feel free to wrap your shriveling piece of skin under the cover my friend here:

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Postby Kid_A on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:03 am

reminisco wrote:other scenarios in which your penis will shrink:

1) swimming.
2) cold air.
3) getting flamed by a Pleasant Chap
4) wrapping it up in a condom.
5) seeing this photo:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:21 am

If you keep reposting it wicked might make it her avatar.
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Postby nagerous on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:34 am

That definitely made mine shrink. I was beating off to suggs's avatar until I saw that shit.
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Postby oggiss on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:39 am

You guys don't think she is hot? :O
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Postby reminisco on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:44 am

reminisco wrote:Image
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hey oggiss, you should edit your post to include that beautiful picture, so people can see it the SECOND they load the 3rd page!
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