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wtf...my family thinks im poaching tigers...

Postby SnakeySnakey on Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:31 pm

got a text from my step-brother informing me of this. Then my grandpa calls and asks me if I poach tigers...

Then my mom fucking yells at me for having my room smell like tigers (it doesn't) and I get semi-grounded.

wtfff how do I convince them I'm not.


(tiger tests out of question, just poached eight tigers at a rave, and poached a white a tiger a few days ago)
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:33 pm

wtf? think back in time, has there been a day missing in ur life? where u couldve been drunk all day...
william18 wrote:1994, when I fucked my mom
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Postby GabonX on Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:42 pm

Tigers are a threat to humanity.
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Postby reminisco on Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:52 pm

GabonX wrote:Tigers are a threat to humanity.


not as bad as Bears, though.
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Postby Frigidus on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:13 pm

Have you tried sodomy?
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Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:40 pm

so what if your parents bitch at you... fucking poach them and then make a robe out of their skins
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Postby bellaraphon on Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:19 am

whitestazn88 wrote:so what if your parents bitch at you... fucking poach them and then make a robe out of their skins


Already tried it... :roll:
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Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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