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I just pooped a squirrel.

Postby UCAbears on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:00 pm

And my friend though it was a chocolate squirrel and ate it. I noticed it because he has poop stain on the edges of his mouth and the tail was on the ground. I don't know if I should tell him the truth about what it really was or just let the poor kid go on thinking it was only chocolate. Which should I do?
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Postby apey on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:01 pm

Get a camcorder and tell him then post his reaction
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Postby Frigidus on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:12 pm

This must be a joke. Nobody would mistake the smell and taste of shit for chocolate.
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Postby apey on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:14 pm

I am sure it is a joke but I know ppl who have tasted crap thinking it was chocolate they did however turn green and start spitting
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Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:39 pm

um, anchorman jokes are like 2 years ago.

everyone knows its all superbad now.
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Postby spurgistan on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:17 am

BS. Anchorman now and forever. Superbad is funny too, but not 1/10 as quotable. Not saying Superbad is 1/10 as funny as Anchorman (only less so) but Anchorman quotes never fail for timeliness. Well on, UCA.
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Re: I just pooped a squirrel.

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:05 am

UCAbears wrote:And my friend though it was a chocolate squirrel and ate it. I noticed it because he has poop stain on the edges of his mouth and the tail was on the ground. I don't know if I should tell him the truth about what it really was or just let the poor kid go on thinking it was only chocolate. Which should I do?
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:32 am

Chocolate squirrels?
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