The Queen

by **darvlay** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:52 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
apey wrote:Implants suck
Why do you have so much hate for them Apester?

I can see why males might feel slightly betrayed and tricked by the things, but why would a woman have such feelings?

I'm guessing it's because hers have yet to be ravaged and worn by Father Time.

I am all for implants and I know many women who will gladly receive them once their parts begin to uncontrollably sag.

by **darvlay** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:56 pm

apey wrote:you know that they can now surgically alter a females clit

Say what?

What do they do with it? Make it bigger?

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:57 pm

and prettier I guess I have no idea

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:58 pm

darvlay wrote:I'm guessing it's because hers have yet to be ravaged and worn (as earmuffs) by Father Time.

This is true... but in the future it is set to change.

But seriously, stop calling me that nickname, you know I've always hated it.

by **darvlay** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:02 pm

apey wrote:and prettier I guess I have no idea

Prettier? I figured they would inflate it and make it ultra-sensitive for those difficult types who are always me first. Maybe to the size of a thumb nail. Or even a nose. Such that it would bulge from a pair of tight pants.

Hmmm, maybe I should get into the business...

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:04 pm

no I guess that the are pulling back the hoods so that they are yes more sensitive just gross

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:04 pm

darvlay wrote:
apey wrote:you know that they can now surgically alter a females clit

Say what?

What do they do with it? Make it bigger?

Or cut it off!

Which is pretty fucked up if you take a moment to think about it...

..or just casually hear it.

by **darvlay** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:05 pm

apey wrote::shock:
no I guess that the are pulling back the hoods so that they are yes more sensitive just gross

Ya, that's gross. I certainly wouldn't have my dickshaft made entirely into a bell-end...

Or would I?

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:07 pm

Don't forget kids:

Female Genital Mutilation Act 2003, ss. 1 to 4
(1) A person is guilty of an offence if he excises, infibulates or otherwise mutilates the whole or any part of a girl's labia majora, labia minora or clitoris.

FGM, just don't go there... now, let's go back to talking about stuff that made me happy, rather than just mildly nauseous.

by **darvlay** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:09 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Don't forget kids:

Female Genital Mutilation Act 2003, ss. 1 to 4
(1) A person is guilty of an offence if he excises, infibulates or otherwise mutilates the whole or any part of a girl's labia majora, labia minora or clitoris.

FGM, just don't go there... now, let's go back to talking about stuff that made me happy, rather than just mildly nauseous.

That doesn't say anything about "enhancement".

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:09 pm

More BOOBS.

by **darvlay** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:09 pm

By the way, I dislike the idea of the Royal Family.

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:10 pm

I am gonna go have that surgery then sue can I do that

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:10 pm

darvlay wrote:That doesn't say anything about "enhancement".

"Otherwise mutilates".

Also, it's worth noting that Apey is in the USA, whereas I'm in the UK. I hear they have different laws over there or something...

EDIT: In other news; screw the queen. She's a gaylord.

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:10 pm

all hail the queen of sheeba

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:18 pm

The Queen would be great in bed. She'd be calm, courteous and constitutionally sound, which is what we all want out of a good shag.

Plus, imagine her shouting out "Oh, make me Hung, Suggs. Make me HUNG, so I can choose the next PM".

God imagine the pillow talk as well.
Suggs: Fancy another, then Ma'am?
Queen Lizzie: Oh, Suggs, cant we discuss the paradox of the Monarch-In-Parliament just ONE more time?"
Suggs: "Mind if I grab your tits when we get to the bit about Lord's Reform? I just find it helps."
Queen Lizzie: "Oh, Suggsy, you're HUNG, you're HUNG..."

Plus, she's like really rich.

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:24 pm

This seems like a good place to confess I had a real crush on Fergie when i was younger. Fergie HRH of York, I mean not yon Man U geezer.

I bet Mustard knows where I am coming from.

by **AndrewLC** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:54 pm

ignotus wrote:Freddy Mercury was a brilliant artist.

I was going to say something along those lines

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