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Postby bedub1 on Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:40 pm

I just watched the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner, and then the roast of Pamela Anderson. I'm going to watch the Hugh Hefner one in a bit. All this got me thinking, we should roast people on CC.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:45 pm

Please elaborate on what precisely a 'roast' is?
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Postby suggs on Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:53 pm

Don't they just basically take the piss out of celebrities/charcter assassination?
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Postby Harijan on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:07 pm

yep. its essentially like famous people pretend to be prowler for a few hours.

The roast of flavor flav is where I stole a classic line:
"you have fucked more black guys than FEMA"

Note: FEMA is the government agency in charge of hurricane relief that failed New Orleans so horribly in 2005.
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:21 pm

I'm pretty sure that Flame Wars is one big, fat roast.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:27 pm

Frigidus wrote:I'm pretty sure that Flame Wars is one big, fat roast.


Yes.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:27 pm

Frigidus wrote:I'm pretty sure that Flame Wars is one big, fat roast.



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Postby bedub1 on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:36 pm

wikipedia wrote:A roast, in North American English, is an event in which an individual is subject to publicly bearing comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, racial stereotypes and heartwarming tributes. The implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good faith and as not being serious criticism or insult, and therefore showing their good nature. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a roast. The host of the event is called the roastmaster. A roast can often be mistaken for a barbecue roast


I think flame wars is more childish and unintelligent, and more hateful than a roast, which is more humorous....in FW you go after people that suck, a roast is for a great person, and is an honor. Is it an honor to be flamed?
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Postby cena-rules on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:37 pm

ok bed you first
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Postby bedub1 on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:38 pm

you want to roast me? what have I done to be bestowed with this great honor?
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Postby cena-rules on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:40 pm

you are the best chat mod
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:41 pm

bedub1 wrote:Is it an honor to be flamed?
Depends who flames you and what it was that prompted them to I guess...
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Postby bedub1 on Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:32 pm

cena-rules wrote:you are the best chat mod


I'm not a chat mod anymore...I have resigned from my position
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Postby Dekloren on Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:35 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
bedub1 wrote:Is it an honor to be flamed?
Depends who flames you and what it was that prompted them to I guess...


I roasted your mom and your sister.

Be creative and you can imagine how that works.

Laff.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:11 pm

Dekloren wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
bedub1 wrote:Is it an honor to be flamed?
Depends who flames you and what it was that prompted them to I guess...
I roasted your mom and your sister.

Be creative and you can imagine how that works.

Laff.


See, that one was an honour for me, because I was being 'flamed' (kind of a strong word for that effort really, but whatever...) by a stupid person... which obviously means he's jealous of how much better than him I am at pretty much everything.

If Guiscard had rolled up and mocked me, then the opposite would be true.
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Postby Dekloren on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:08 am

LOL


Ahahahaha you crack me up, clown!
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