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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:54 am

suggs wrote:
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suggs wrote:Poking the Head Waiter with a cocktail stick is, however, mandatory.

Well of course.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A gentle prod is just about sufficient.

Several, loads of garlic butter is allways a nice touch.
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Postby suggs on Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:50 am

Whilst swallowing a tangerine whole?
I get vague on The Ritz' policy nowadays.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:52 am

Can't help there, I have not been allowed in for decades now.
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Postby V.I. on Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:55 am

Located in the Ritz Lobby, a sign declaiming-

Do Not Accept Checks/Garlic Butter Loads From the Following:

-Suggs
-2dimes

They are on to you.
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Postby suggs on Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:57 am

But they'll never spot my cunning Big Chicken outfit, a disguise that worked wonders at last years Suffolk Agricultural Show.
(Though, as usual, i forgot the vaseline.)
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:02 am

Stitch a baggie of it in the armpit, no need to rely on memory.
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Postby owenshooter on Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:14 am

daddy1gringo wrote:Watch the movie "Bucket List."


what?!!! you mean this wasn't the posters ORIGINAL idea?! what a shocker... such a sad thread.. sigh...-0
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