I'm Seriously losing my touch....

by **Norse** on Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:42 am

I know it is an amusing story, but I did feel a little bad about it.

poor me.. :cry:

by **Norse** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:17 pm

Bump.

I still have nightmares about the rejection.

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:19 pm

this was a great thread.

by **ParadiceCity9** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:20 pm

Well at least you have the experience with a lot of chicks. I've only gone out with 6 :cry:

5 were in 7th grade so we didnt kiss lol and i only made out once with the other so don't complain...

by **suggs** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:22 pm

Yes, you are losing your touch because you didnt mention Rohypnol.
Its the only way for a guarantted successful rape. Otherwise, they do tend to struggle-but they love it.

by **apey** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:22 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Norse wrote:Yes, I didnt know her before...Yes, I did expect her to wait for me to wake up, so that I could attempt this again....Yes, I was absoloutley bladdered....No, I dont thnk Im too old for her....Yes, no means yes, at least i hope it does.......Glide, I thought I would share my rejection experiences, so that you can all agree with me that she was either really tired, on her period or a lesbo...

Well I think we all already assumed that... What woman doesn't like a pissed drunk love-machine chasing her from room to room?

Only if it is you or hecter :lol:

norse you have lost it :wink:

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:24 pm

if it makes you feel any better norse...these days just about everytime i post to debate something in this forum i feel like i die a little inside.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:25 pm

Did you ever try the latex line?

I guarantee it's a winner.

by **Norse** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:25 pm

suggs wrote:Yes, you are losingyour touch because you didnt mention Rohypnol.
Its the only way for a guarantted successful rape. Otherwise, they do tend to struggle-but they love it.

I always thought they did this for pleasure...ya know, the old "chase me chase me" type thing...but the problem with ropey, is that it makes them dead....at least with the quantities I've used in the past.

by **Norse** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:26 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Did you ever try the latex line?

I guarantee it's a winner.

That was how I remembred this thread...

It really gives them a broader view of the available options... :lol:

by **suggs** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:27 pm

Dead's how i like 'em. No need for flowers and shit.

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:27 pm

Norse wrote:
suggs wrote:Yes, you are losingyour touch because you didnt mention Rohypnol.
Its the only way for a guarantted successful rape. Otherwise, they do tend to struggle-but they love it.

I always thought they did this for pleasure...ya know, the old "chase me chase me" type thing...but the problem with ropey, is that it makes them dead....at least with the quantities I've used in the past.

why is there an immigration problem then?

Norse your just not working hard enough...what would the queen say?

by **Norse** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:27 pm

got tonkaed wrote:if it makes you feel any better norse...these days just about everytime i post to debate something in this forum i feel like i die a little inside.

How so?...you're a charming lad, I'm sure it is all about application, me old mate.

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:30 pm

Norse wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:if it makes you feel any better norse...these days just about everytime i post to debate something in this forum i feel like i die a little inside.

How so?...you're a charming lad, I'm sure it is all about application, me old mate.

Actually with the females some of your advice back in the day, has lead to positive results.

On here however, the more i post, the less i feel like im still like the dalai lama i used to be.

by **Norse** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:30 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
why is there an immigration problem then?

Norse your just not working hard enough...what would the queen say?

Well...I suppose if we tried suggs' method on polish brothels, there wouldnt be so much of an immigration problem..in the sense that they'd be all dead...

@suggs.what would the green recyclers say?
quite wasteful of decent stock. :lol:

by **Norse** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:32 pm

got tonkaed wrote:some of your advice back in the day, has lead to positive results.

On here however, the more i post, the less i feel like im still like the dalai lama i used to be.

That is a good thing, surely? No-one likes a goody-goody.

The moral high-ground is for people who have nothing else to be proud of.

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:34 pm

quite possibly all very true.....

i dont know if you read some of the crap i post, but im much meaner on here than i used to be....which cant be a good thing.

by **Norse** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:34 pm

I've not noticed any mean posts from yourself...tbh.

by **suggs** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:35 pm

Norse wrote:
The moral high-ground is for people who have nothing else to be proud of.

Once again, Norse exposes me as a busted Flush... :lol:

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:35 pm

Norse wrote:I've not noticed any mean posts from yourself...tbh.

hmm, maybe i am still wicked awesome then.

I'm Seriously losing my touch....

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