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The "I love Skoffin" thread

Postby Norse on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:32 am

Ya know, she is a little volatile sometimes, but she is a red-blooded lady with a bit of fire in the heart....I hope to be procreating with her befroe next year.
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Postby Neutrino on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:35 am

Skoffin seems to attract a lot of these threads for some reason...
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Postby Skoffin on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:38 am

Neutrino wrote:Skoffin seems to attract a lot of these threads for some reason...


It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.
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Postby Neutrino on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:38 am

Skoffin wrote:
Neutrino wrote:Skoffin seems to attract a lot of these threads for some reason...


It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.


SHHH! You're giving Skittles ideas...
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:39 am

I AM A FEMALE WITH A PENIS.

Does that work?

P.S. I love you SkoffyPop :lol:
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:42 am

Skoffin wrote:
It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.



I love her aggression...and honesty...win win win all the way.

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Postby Skoffin on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:46 am

Norse wrote:
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It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.



I love her aggression...and honesty...win win win all the way.

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And I don't require jewellery either! Geeze, why aren't the men flocking to me?
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:49 am

Skoffin wrote:
Norse wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.



I love her aggression...and honesty...win win win all the way.

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And I don't require jewellery either! Geeze, why aren't the men flocking to me?


Hmm, maybe they are scared of your aggression?
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Postby Skoffin on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:51 am

I'll have you know I'm a bursting ray of sunshine you miserable wanker :evil:
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Postby hecter on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:54 am

Skoffin wrote: And I don't require jewellery either! Geeze, why aren't the men flocking to me?

I flocked to you and got immediately shot down...
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:00 am

Skoffin wrote:I'll have you know I'm a bursting ray of sunshine you miserable wanker :evil:


I'm certainly not miserable.

I'm sure you are brimming with absolute ecstacy, which is why I entitled this thred "The I love Skoffin Thread"...on account of you being a girl who has gott he right idea...or at least, the mentality I like within ladies.

Fair play to ya, you have obviously had a good bringing up...unlike most bastards in England.
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Postby Skoffin on Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:01 am

shhh not while the cops are watching! I could go to gaol!

Whups! Someone got fastposted...
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Postby AndrewLC on Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:45 am

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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:47 am

Skoffin wrote:
Whups! Someone got fastposted...[/color]



Please tell me you are moist?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:19 am

Skoffin, get your skinny arse over here.
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Postby Neutrino on Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:22 am

Norse wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
Whups! Someone got fastposted...[/color]



Please tell me you are moist?



Kkkkaaaaayyyyy then...

I've got the feeling Norse is one of the people who will ring you up at all hours of the night and ask you questions like this...
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