I was on break and....

[Ronaldinho]

Check who its aproved by, so you know its good...

[2dimes]

Well I personally only trust the Canadian masturbator's alliance due to the american masturbator's association's loss in that big class action suit in '05.

[Interfacer PH]

Canadian United Masterbators all the way!

[2dimes]

Canadian United Masterbators all the way!

Pfft, those guys? Their newsletter isn't even in colour and it's still on newsprint. Once that ink gets on your hands it's everywhere and you know where that is.

I may have accepted the South Texas Rangers Of Knob, Extreme Rubbing Society, perhaps best known by their acronym.

[Hitman079]

from this article:

The Masturbate-a-thon is an event where participants masturbate in order to raise money for charity and to increase awareness of, and dispel the shame and taboos that persist around, this form of sexual activity. During the past six years, the Masturbate-a-thon has raised over $25,000 for women’s health initiatives and HIV prevention, education and treatment organizations, and has contributed to debates about safer sex and alternative safe methods of sexual expression.