In an alarming move, Oregon State has fired coach flex in the middle of his NIT tournament game. The school cited terrible strategy and a poor finish to the 2007 season, as the main reasons for the coaching change.
"We expect to be in the NCAAs every year, and we didn't agree with the way that flex was putting the players through warm-ups," OSU athletic director Stu Pid said.
Beavers' supporters became increasingly frustrated when flex decided to go after Europe early on in his NIT game, attacking a bunch of neutrals to get it done.
"What an idiot," said one unnamed booster. "I could coach better than that."
That pushed flex over the edge, as he handed his clipboard to an assistant and walked to the locker room.
"I'm here trying to help these kids," flex said. "Sure, going for Europe in that manner was like handing the ball to my worst player and telling him to shoot, shoot, shoot. But doesn't that player need to feel good, too?"
Luckily for flex, representatives of Portland State University were waiting in the locker room with a caseful of Pepsi and a contract for the 2008 season.
"I can't wait to lead the Vikings into promising new places," flex said.
Promising season about to come to an end all due to the fact that I forgot to click End Fortification and end my turn once.
