Game 21 Big12 — #12 Texas Tech @ #3 Kansas State
Game 3996221Following a marathon win away at Texas A&M, Kansas State returned home and secured a much-needed quick W vs. Texas Tech.
When asked how his team did it, Coach Lincecum replied, "it was easy - we secretly stuffed their pockets full of rocks and they were never able to get out of the reefs. By the time we got there, they were nearly dead so I rested our starters and let our scrubs finish them off."
Lincecum was then asked to speculate on the win's influence on his team's RPI. "Frankly, I don't think it matters that much. Sure, it's another W against a top 20 opponent, but when you've already got 7 of those, how much more does it really add? I mean, now we've got twice as many as anyone else in the tournament. So what? It's like Nigel Tufnel's amps going to 11...sure, it's one louder than 10, but you still need to be able to play the damn guitar."
EDIT: following Coach Lincecum's above remarks, the Kansas State Athletic Department issued a formal apology to UCLA, who has 5 W's vs. top 20 opponents according to the current standings. K State AD, Buster Hymen, stated, "We don't know how Coach Lincecum overlooked this fact, since UCLA is his alma mater, Coach Lardass76 is a close friend of his, and Lincecum owns an autographed copy of Coach John Wooden's book. We regret this mistake and F*ck $c."
EDIT: damn it, Virginia Tech has 5 too. Apparently I can't read. Time for more beer.