Conquer Club

Lets see what happens.

What a ridiculous thread.

And icedagger takes the lead!

I wanna take you to macdonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on your way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real, it ain't no quirk
My love is waiting the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush or a carpark in town
I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pound
From argos, elizabeth duke
Baby you're the sky-walker to my luke
The darth to the vader
Flip over the cross fader
I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glo-sticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than I loves my bong

And it's nagerous by a mile!

lolz

nagerous wrote:I wanna take you to macdonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on your way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real, it ain't no quirk
My love is waiting the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush or a carpark in town
I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pound
From argos, elizabeth duke
Baby you're the sky-walker to my luke
The darth to the vader
Flip over the cross fader
I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glo-sticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than I loves my bong

http://www.tsrocks.com/g/goldie_lookin_chain_texts/you_knows_i_loves_you.html
Copy-Paste is cheating

nag loses, I think.

Everybody in this thread loses for being too smart except me.

f*ck.

Because of that horse, i didn't get into med school.

jnd94 wrote:Because of that horse, i didn't get into med school.

Ifeel sorry for the back end of the horse - I had gas, badly.

Never claimed it was my own material, just that it was dumb.

This as going is not well hoped as I. Too are coherent being people.

More that's it like.

Martin Ronne wrote:Lets see what happens.

Now im tied with Martin Romme!

william18 wrote:

Martin Ronne wrote:Lets see what happens.

Now im tied with Martin Romme!

Maybe with Martin RoMMe

However Martin Ronne has one more point than you.

Twill is an angel.

This thread is full of intentionally dumb things, therefore it is the dumbest thread ever, therefore the mere idea of starting such a thread is the dumbest idea ever, therefore nothing can be dumber than the original post, therefore the original post wins by default.

Wait... that's GENIUS!

the.killing.44 wrote:

Also genius.

C'mon, guys, give it up. Martin won this aleady. Accept that you aren't as dumb as him and move on.

as soon as sailorseal shows up this game will be over with a clear winner

Jeff Hardy wrote:as soon as sailorseal shows up this game will be over with a clear winner

Genius, Jeff. you lose, but state the truth. I can see it coming.

sailorseal wrote:The winner of this game is a multi, I can tell because I'm almost a mod

^ winner ^


.44

john9blue wrote:

the.killing.44 wrote:

Also genius.

C'mon, guys, give it up. Martin won this aleady. Accept that you aren't as dumb as him and move on.

Thank you john9blue, I'm honored to be recognized as the second biggest retard on CC. However this thread is not for me. It is for the wonderful people of CC. With out them, none of this would be possible. I vow to you all that I will serve in the office of Vice Dumbass without regard for the trappings of decency and integrity. I will serve my president (killerpit4e) with little to no loyalty, and I will be sure to flame you all at least once during my 4 1/16 year term.