Post The Stupidest/Funneist Thing you saw today!

Just post something hilarious for the benefit of everyone else!
Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
http://www.tools.conquerclub.com/forum/
http://www.tools.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=75187
sailorseal wrote:That was a funny chat but what about this...
I heard on the radio recently that a woman was arrested for using a cart in K-Mart to sniff crack off of. WTF, why would someone do that?