Conquer Club

Post your favorite misheard song lyric, giving the real lyric along with it.
You can also post about someone else's if you think you have a better lyric.


Here is my favorite. Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze.


Misheard lyric,

" 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy "



Real lyric,

" 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky "

"There's a bad moon on the rise" --> "There's a bathroom on the right"

whoah, we're going to eat pizza...

rock the cat box!

"Let the bodies hit the Flo."



http://www2.tcworks.net/~michelob/bodies.html

Here's one from The Beatles,

8 gays are weak.......

should be,

8 Days A Week........

"young girls with eyes like potatoes" (Madonna)

"You go an get stuffed, the tough get goin'"

nagerous wrote:whoah, we're going to eat pizza...

Classic.

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

...that was misheard?

Anyway to get back on topic:

"yes I'm 'cisco yes I'm evo and you're getting two thumbs up"

The1exile wrote:...that was misheard?

Wait, you want to say they're actually singing 'zigazig ha'?

Frop wrote:Wait, you want to say they're actually singing 'zigazig ha'?

Frankly, I can't claim to be a connoisseur of spice girls music, since the last time i heard any of it was in a business studies report on advertising, but I thought that was the actual lyrics, as urbandictionary will back me: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... g-a-zig-ah

The1exile wrote:

Frop wrote:Wait, you want to say they're actually singing 'zigazig ha'?

Frankly, I can't claim to be a connoisseur of spice girls music, since the last time i heard any of it was in a business studies report on advertising, but I thought that was the actual lyrics, as urbandictionary will back me: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... g-a-zig-ah

That's ludicrous, not to mention I suddenly feel this strong urge to stab myself in the neck with a pencil.

Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

What's the correct lyric?

Hsur wrote:Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

What's the correct lyric?

"Milkshake" has another meaning. Think about it.

Frop wrote:Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

It's a euphemism.

Milkshakes---> ( . )( . )

How about this one,

Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

Just heard Pink Floyd on the radio and it reminded me of this.

How can you have any p*ssy,
If you don't beat your meat!