Conquer Club

This is one I made up myself.

This game has nothing much to do with the actual show, except the constant insults from Anne to the contestants. Now it's your turn to fight back!

RULES:
1. I (Anne) have to give an insult (no usernames so anyone can respond).
2. The next player has to give a response (again, no usernames, has to be relevant to the insult, also, the response has to be an insult).
3. Another player will then be Anne giving a response insult to the response (same as #2).
4. etc.
5. There is a scoreboard on the this post that tells you how many points Anne and the contestant have (you gain a point by leaving the other speachless without a rebuttal).
6. When someone wins, I will post a new Anne Robinson insult.
7. I'm going to start off easy.

Me as Anne Robinson: 0
Contestant: 0

You put the i in stupidity.

At least you admit it, but I'm not sure how I'm involved.

By saying "You put the I in stupidity", you are saying that "I", meaning you since you were speaking, are stupid and somehow that's my fault. And since there are 2 Is in stupidity, I guess you're not kidding...

(as Anne)
Oh dear, o dear me team, you're just not getting this are you?
Which of you, if your brains were made of ink, wouldn't have enough for a full stop?
You there, if your brains were made of gunpowder, they wouldn't muss your hair if they exploded.

jonesthecurl wrote:(as Anne)
Oh dear, o dear me team, you're just not getting this are you?
Which of you, if your brains were made of ink, wouldn't have enough for a full stop?
You there, if your brains were made of gunpowder, they wouldn't muss your hair if they exploded.

(Contestant) Styling Gel really does it's wonders.

Who knows their history? And who's two hydes short of a virgate?