Conquer Club

So, every turn, you have to change one word in the preamble. All grammar has to still make sense, so know we the running, or stuff like that.



We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Justice, insure domestic violence, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Welfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Welfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the United States of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the United States of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the United States of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Seperated States of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the United Nations, in Order to form a more sexy colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote the general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Slavery to ourselves and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Nations, in Order to form a more perfect colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Slavery to leprechauns and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Nations, in Order to form a more violent colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Slavery to leprechauns and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Forums, in Order to form a more violent colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and deny the Blessings of Slavery to leprechauns and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Forums, in Order to form a more violent colony, establish Anarchy, insure national violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and support the Blessings of Slavery to leprechauns and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Forums, in Order to form a more violent colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and support the Blessings of Slavery to leprechauns and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.

We the Zombies of the Divided Forums, in Order to screw a more violent colony, establish Anarchy, insure domestic violence, provide for the common hives, promote all general Warfare, and support the Blessings of Slavery to leprechauns and our demonspawn, do ordain and establish this party for the Separated reefers of Luxembourg.