Conquer Club

Heres a place where you can beat the others however you like! There are some rules though to keep it fair

2 Actions per post (e.g Moneybags shoots UserA, Moneybags Kicks UserA's dead body)

No posting twice in a row, make sure someone else posts before you do (to stop mass attacking)

No breaking normal forum rules

No "unbeatable" attacks, such as "Moneybags dodges everything" or "Moneybags disappears"

This kind of thing can really work if alot of people take part and dont break the rules If you get shot, you use one of your Actions to recover ("Moneybags recovers from bullet wound")

Hav fun!

I'll start us off:

*Moneybags builds an outpost*

Mwahahaha! No one will get me in here!

*Moneybags prepares sniper rifle*

*browng-08 sneaks in back door*
*browng-08 guts Moneybags with hunting knife*

*william18 see's moneybags die*


* shoot's browng-08 from the back*

Ow...

*Recovers knife wound*

You guys are mean

*Fires sniper rifle at them*

*browng-08 pulls out bullet*

*browng-08 laughs at Moneybags trying to hit him point blank with a sniper rifle*

*Moneybags realises that is stupid and saws end off sniper rifle*

This should work!

*Shoots browng*

*browng-08 drowns Moneybags with his blood*
*browng-08 refuses to get bandages*

*dustn64 throws everyone out of outpost*



My outpost on hill

*browng-08 sets off the C4 he planted in outpost*
*broeng-08 listens to Dustn's screams amid the rubble*

*the 'ball uses a rock from the rubble to bash browng's head in*

*the 'ball laughs*

*Moneybags walks up behind the 'ball and smashes his skull in with a sledge hammer*

Mwahahah!!!!

*Jumps the nearby fence and builds a new Outpost*

*animorpherv1 enters arena*

*animorpherv1 hits Moneybags upside the head with Moneybags*

isn't this kinda like king of the hill?
anyway...
Joodoo sets the arena on fire and burns animorpherv1 to death.
Joodoo puts out the fire so that he can enter the arena.

*animorpherv1 gets behind Joodo*

*animorpherv1 hits Joodo upside the head with a baseball bat*

*Pyro enters the arena*

*Pyro melts animorpherv1's skin by throwing fireballs at him*

(I like the sick-twisted-menaichal way of describing the actions in third-person)

*animorpherv1 gets up, with 1st degree burns*

*animorpherv1 throws water all over pyro*

*Pyro says: (with much bravado and with steam rising from his shoulders) "It's a good thing I always keep this lighter with me!"

*Pyro then proceeds to light himself back on fire and then jumps to the outpost

*animorpherv1 takes pyro's lighters (notice plural, I took them all)*

*animorpherv1 dunks them in the lake*

animorpherv1 wrote:*animorpherv1 takes pyro's lighters (notice plural, I took them all)*

there was only one lighter, reread it

anyways, *With himself back on fire, and with animorpherv standing in the middle of the arena, Pyro, with much glee takes out moneybags' sawed-off sniper and snipes animorpherv*

*Pyro runs to the center of the arena and takes his lighter back, being stupid enough just to stand there waiting for the next oppressor*

I know, just taking percacionary measures...

*animorpherv1 gets hit in the chest*

*animorpherv1 bleedes to death*

*borox enters and slashes up Pyro's face with a samurai sword*

*borox executes Pyro*

*animorpherv1 somehow comes back to life as a lion*

*animorpherv1 bites everyone in the leg*

Flying over in his B2 Bomber, gdeangel deploys nuclear warhead on outpost/arena.
<<Warhead jams>>
gdeangel manually launches warhead "slim pickin's" style...
<<All are dead>>

*Ditocoaf confuses everyone with a pointless blue square.*

*While everyone is mocking Ditocoaf's lack of an avatar, he climbs to the top of the cliff into his steel bunker, and begins detonating charges to roll giant boulders down onto everyone below*