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1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:34 pmby Eigidansei
so this is a game where you just say a stupid way to get kicked out of wal-mart, ie. Run around like in a chicken costume saying"the managers a homosexual!!!" repeat many times. remember to always number them.
1. wrap toilet paper around ur self and smear melted chocolate every all over ur self, go up to the cashier and hand them their money with the "poop" on it.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:38 pmby pmchugh
2. Come in riding a zebra and hit people with a large stick
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:40 pmby qazwsx12345
run over pmchugh's zebra with my elephant and tell my elephant to shit everywhere
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:40 pmby Snowpepsi
3. Have cart races.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pmby Eigidansei
4. randomly touch peoples balls and say,"im michael jackson"
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pmby Eigidansei
Snowpepsi wrote:3. Have cart races.
cant u get a little bit badder
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pmby pmchugh
Eigidansei wrote:4. randomly touch peoples balls and say,"im michael jackson"
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:42 pmby kwanton
5. Not be a redneck.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:42 pmby apey
I would say moon the cameras but it don't work
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:43 pmby Snowpepsi
Eigidansei wrote:Snowpepsi wrote:3. Have cart races.
cant u get a little bit badder
6. Moon the cameras.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:43 pmby Eigidansei
7. go to the pharmacy isle, and knock everything down, draw a monkey, say he did it, then shoot the pharmacist
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:45 pmby Snowpepsi
8. Call out, "Blue Light Special in the Candy Aisle."
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:45 pmby william18
9. Say the store is closing over the speakers even though it's still open
for a few hours.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:46 pmby pmchugh
10. take a dump on the managers head
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:47 pmby Eigidansei
11. run around nude yelling, "dont i have a nice dick?"
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:47 pmby william18
12. Randomly pull of old peoples wigs and steal their dentures.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:47 pmby Snowpepsi
13. Have a toga party in the Fabric Department.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:48 pmby Eigidansei
the next post is 14
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:48 pmby pmchugh
14. chop off dansei's dick and say not any more you dont
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:48 pmby apey
break out lawn chairs and open the freezer isle doors and drink their beer
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:49 pmby qazwsx12345
16. Play man hunt in the store with 30 people
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:49 pmby Snowpepsi
17. Set up a tent and build a campfire in Sporting goods.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:50 pmby qazwsx12345
18. Burn the Walmart
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:50 pmby Snowpepsi
19. Play Sardines with 50 people.
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:51 pmby Snowpepsi
20. Have a food fight.